Bnha boyfriend scenarios

Being parents for a day

I don't own bnha or this picture
Warning there may be cussing.

Deku

"Heyyyy dekkuuu~" I sang I needed his help babysitting my cousins, they were crazy triplets; 1 girl who was a huge tomboy and 2 male boys all 8. "Yea?" Oh sweet cheese and crackers he's two precious.

"I need your help babysitting my cousins" I gave him my (constipated face) puppy dog eyes

"*sigh* fine, just stop making that face" he said cringing

And then

"(Y/N)!!!!" The troubled trio yelled jumping at me and genuine terror could be seen on my face "AHHHHH" There was a small child clinging to at least one of my limbs.

"Great! I'll be back around 1" Aww fuck me.. "b-bye"

"Alright (y/n)-San let's go play with legos" Kira said.

"No cars" Kere said (boy 1)

"Nah I wanna play with the magical dirt outside" (dog poop) Ray said (boy 2) deku looked like he was trying to think of the best way to impress the three kids.

"How about we-"sounds of a ice cream truck could be heard in the distance "go get ice cream" deku suggested, the kid seemed excited.

"AHH LETS GO"

After Ice cream

"-in a low voice- do you think they will find us" I said me and him were hiding in a closet

"No" loud crashes could be heard like explosions going off in a mine field outside the room.

"Damnit I told you this was a bad idea, but no we just had to satisfy them"

"It will be-" hehejrhHHhjznr WE fOunD yOu" Kira said/yelled/ wheezed out

Behind her were the two boys holding a pitch forks (from who knows where)

"Now we must sacrifice them to our lord and savior"

Kira who was obviously more dominant then the other two had a quirk that could keep someone tied up.

We were sitting in front of some weird statue made of ice cream while the 3 kids were walking around in circles chanting some weird saying throwing sugar.

"Deku, I just wanted to say, I'm very sorry I brought you here you wanted to become a hero but" I breathed in "nothing can save is now"

"(Y/n) I just want you to know I love you"

"It worked" one of the little boys said as kira freed us.
"Huh?" I was confused "Well the plan was to make you think we were going crazy but it was to make you fall in love all this time" kira explained.

I was quiet for a moment before I spoke "There are two things you need to know" deku sweat dropped at my quote.

" 1... ME AND HIM ARE DATING 2 YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED" I was a little irritated I don't think my eye stopped twitching till I went to bed.

"Sorry"

"AHHHHH"

Bakugo

"Shitty girlfriend, mom wants me to babysit some weird kids or whatever today" I sighed at his way of asking- scratch that telling me to go help him babysit .

"Alright lets go"

Two hours later

"I'll be back in 3 hours bye" their dad or brother probably their grandma said rushing out the door.