While Michelle was getting ready to start dinner Tiffany called and said, "Michelle is Danny there, cause my water just broke and I need him." Then Michelle said, "No he's with Jordan at the restaurant, cause he said that he was picking up dinner for you and him. I'm on my way to take you to the hospital, and I'll give Danny a call and tell him to meet us there." Then Tiffany said, "Please hurry the hell up cause this shit freaking hurts like hell and I just want my Danny right now." So Michelle hung up with Tiffany and called Danny, so when Danny answered the phone Michelle said, "You need to go and get Tiffany cause she's in labor and I just remembered that I ain't aloud to drive for at least another 3 or 4 more weeks." Then Danny said, "Call her back and tell her that I'm on my way to get her." So when Michelle called Tiffany and said, "Danny is on his way to get you, cause I ain't aloud to drive and I'll be there as soon as I can, cause I know you want me there sis." Then Tiffany said, "Just hurry cause I'm going to need you when you get there Michelle." Then Michelle said, "I'm going to be there soon, cause Jordan just texted me and said he's on his way to get me and don't you dare go and have that little munchkin until I get there sis." So when Michelle got off the phone with Tiffany, Jordan walked in the door and said, "Babe you ready to go, cause you know that Tiffany is going to want you there babe." Then Michelle said, "Here put these in the bag, cause I haven't had a chance to pump, cause I've been so damn busy all day baby, and I need to pump when I get there cause it's almost time for her to eat." Then Jordan said, "I can tell that you've been busy, cause the house is nice and clean and it looks like you ran the vacuum cleaner a lot." Then as Jordan put Kristina into the car he said, "Where is Eric at, cause I was just wondering baby?" Then Michelle said, "Eric went to his mothers for the weekend babe, cause we did have plans for the weekend, but since Tiffany is in labor I think that our plans have changed for the weekend." Then Jordan said, "That is right we did have plans for the weekend and I don't think that this does change our plans for the weekend baby." Then when they got to the hospital Danny called and said, "Please tell me that you are almost here cause she is asking for you Michelle?" Then Michelle said, "We are just parking the car and then we'll be up and she in labor and delivery right, cause I was just wondering?" Then Danny said, "Yea and she's in the same damn room you were in Michelle, and all she wants is her Michelle right now." Then Michelle said, "Tell her I'm on my way so I will be there as soon as possible, cause we are getting in the elevator right now." Then Danny looked right at Tiffany and said, "Don't worry Michelle is on the elevator on her way up here as we speak so give her a couple of minutes she will be here and she has Kristina with her." Then Tiffany said, "Well good I want to see my goddaughter, cause I haven't seen that little girl in almost 4 days and she will cheer me up." Then Michelle walked in the room and said, "Look I'm here my Tiff Tiff and before I forget look who came to see her Aunt Tiffany and Uncle Danny." Then Danny said, "Come here little girl, cause Uncle Danny has missed his Kristina, and here you change her butt, cause I ain't changing her stinky butt." Then Jordan said, "Go ahead Danny change her stinky butt, cause you will be changing diapers again before you know it." Then Danny said, "Fine give me a diaper and wipes, cause this diaper smells like it should be buried in the ground somewhere, cause her butt really stinks." So when Danny was changing Kristina's diaper, Tiffany looked right at Danny and said, "Was her diaper as bad as it smelled, cause it did smell like something crawled up inside her and died." Then Danny said, "Hell no she only has gas so bad that it smelled like she pooped really really really bad, and that's no lie." Then the nurse walked in and said, "I remember that baby, cause it's only been a week since I seen her and she is getting prettier since she left here, and you feeling Ms. Tiffany?" Then Tiffany said, "I feel like that I need a epidural cause I can't stand the pain." Then the nurse said, "Let me see how far dialated, cause if you're more than 5 centimeters dialated I won't be able to give you the epidural and you're only 4 centimeters, and someone will be right into give you the epidural ok." Then when the nurse walked back in and said, "Guess I get to give you the epidural, and I just need you to lay on your side, and stay very still, cause if you move I will hurt you and you know that I don't want to hurt you." So Danny said, "Hey just look at me and everything will be ok and before you know our little man will be here." Then Tiffany looked at Michelle and said, "I just remembered weren't you and Jordan suppose to have a weekend to yourself, and I had to go into labor." Then Michelle said, "Don't worry I'll get my weekend with Jordan as soon as you have this baby so you better not take all weekend to have this baby." Then Tiffany said, "I'll try not to take all weekend to have this baby so you can have your weekend with Jordan." Then Michelle said, "You know that I'm just joking with you, cause there always another weekend me and Jordan can have." Then Jordan said, "Yea don't take all weekend long to have that baby, and don't worry you can take all weekend, cause we can plan for another weekend, cause I called and got my money back so we can do it another weekend." Then Danny said, "Hey if you still want to go you can, cause you two deserve a weekend alone." Then Michelle said, "Yea but it was only a spa weekend, cause there ain't no sex for six weeks, and that's fine we're do it another weekend." Then Tiffany said, "Just go cause you two deserve this weekend and wait I see why you cancelled cause me and Danny was suppose to watch Kristina this weekend, and I'm sorry." Then Michelle said, "Don't worry we can go another weekend and lets not talk about it any more, cause I will get the weekend I deserve ok sis." Then as they were sitting there watching tv, Tiffany said, "I feel like I have to take a shit really bad, and the nurse herd her say that and said, "Well you're at 10 centimeters and ready to push." Then Jordan said, "We will be right outside, and just listen to what the doctor says ok Tiff Tiff." Then the doctor said, "Ok are we ready to meet your baby, and do we know what we are having?" Then Danny said, "Yes we are having a little boy that were naming Daniel Joseph Wood and we are going to call him DJ for short." Then Tiffany said, "Hey no chit chat cause I feel like I have to push and it doesn't feel to good right now." Then the doctor said, "Ok give me one big push so we can meet your son and take a deep breath and push, and stop pushing." Then Danny said, "Baby can you let up on squeezing my hand, cause it's starting to go numb." Then Tiffany said, "How the hell would you like to change spots with me right now, cause I would love to see you laying here having a baby, cause this shit doesn't tickle at all." Then Danny said, "Well baby that's not going to happen at all, cause only you can have the baby, cause I don't have the same parts that you have to have babies." Then Tiffany said, "Then shut the fuck up about me squeezing your freaking hand, cause I just want him out right now." Then the doctor said, "Ok give me one big push and he'll be here so you can hold your son and don't worry I've heard worse every delivery." Then when Tiffany pushed with all her might she heard her son crying, and the doctor looked right at Danny and said, "Would you like to cut your sons umbilical cord?" Then Danny said, "Yes I would love to cut his umbilical cord, cause I cut all of my other kids umbilical cord." So when the nurse handed Tiffany the baby, she said, "He looks like you Danny, cause I see that he looks like his daddy, and go and tell Michelle and Jordan that there godson is finally here." So when Danny walked into the waiting room, Danny said, "Your godson is here he weighs 7lbs 13oz and 21 inches long and Tiffany is waiting to see you in her room." So when Michelle walked into Tiffany's room she said, "Where is my godson at, cause I want to see and hold him." Then when Tiffany handed Michelle DJ he smiled up at her, and Michelle said, "Look I get the first smile from my DJ and boy does he look a lot like his daddy, and he's has your nose Tiff Tiff." Then Tiffany said, "That is the only thing that he only has of his mommy." Then Jordan said, "Hey don't feel bad, cause Kristina does look like me and the only thing she has of Michelle is her nose also."
