THEN DANTE SAID, "WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED FOR THIS WEEKEND, BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOING TO DAVE & BUSTERS THIS WEEKEND TO HAVE FUN WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I SEE THAT YOU & ME THINK ALIKE CAUSE THAT IS WHERE I'M TAKING HIM & KRISTINA THIS SATURDAY, & YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO COME ALONG WITH US BECAUSE WE ARE GOING FOR THE WHOLE DAY." THEN DANTE SAID, "I WOULD LOVE TO GO MEET YOU ALL THERE THIS SATURDAY, BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO ASK IF I CAN MEET YINS THERE IF THAT IS WHERE YOU WERE TAKING THE KIDS." THEN JORDAN SAID, "YOU KNOW THAT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO ASK TO SHOW UP & KRISTINA YOU WANT TO SAY HI TO DANTE, BECAUSE I SEE THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO GRAB THE PHONE BECAUSE YOU HEAR YOU BIG BROTHERS VOICE." SO, WHEN JORDAN TURNED THE PHONE TO KRISTINA, SHE STARTED SMILING BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AT HER BIG BROTHER DANTE. THEN JORDAN SAID, "SOMEONE IS HUNGRY THIS MORNING, BECAUSE SHE IS SUCKING THAT BOTTLE DOWN THIS MORNING." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "SHE IS REALLY HUNGRY THIS MORNING, BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER SEEN HER SUCK A BOTTLE LIKE SHE IS HAS DONE BEFORE, & NOW SHE IS GOING TO GET MAD THAT I HAVE TO BURP HER." SO, WHEN MICHELLE STARTED BURPING ABIGAIL, & THEN JORDAN SAID, "THAT WAS A GOOD BURP ABIGAIL, & YOU CAN HAVE YOUR BOTTLE BACK IN JUST A SECOND." THEN ABIGAIL DIDN'T WANT TO SEE HER BIG BROTHER DANTE AT ALL, CAUSE ALL SHE WANTED WAS THAT BOTTLE OF HERS." THEN DANTE SAID, "DAD JUST LET HER EAT & I WILL SEE HER LATER ON WHEN I DROP ERIC OFF CAUSE I HAVE TO BE AT WORK EARLY TOMORROW & ASHLEY WON'T BE HERE TO WATCH HIM SO I AM JUST BRINGING HIM HOME SOMETIME TODAY." THEN ERIC SAID, "I KNOW THAT I WISH I COULD STAY BUT SOMETIME TODAY I BE HOME KRISTINA & YOU CAN SLEEP WITH ME TONIGHT IF YOU FEEL LIKE SLEEPING WITH ME." THEN JORDAN SAID, "NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU SLEEPING WITH YOUR BABY SISTER KRISTINA BUT IF YOU WANT KRISTINA TO SLEEP WITH YOU TONIGHT SHE CAN." THEN ERIC SAID, "THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO DO DAD, & IF SHE GETS TO WHERE SHE HOGS UP THE BED, BECAUSE SHE LIKES TO DO THAT." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW THAT SHE LIKES TO HOG UP THE BED OR KICKS ONE OF US OUT OF BED & I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY WHEN SHE TRIED TO KICK DAD OUT OF BED." THEN JORDAN SAID, "DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE IT WASN'T FUNNY IT HURT LIKE HELL THAT SHE KICKED ME OUT OF BED BECAUSE WE WERE WATCHING A GOOD MOVIE & I THINK IT WAS A MONTH BEFORE ABIGAIL WAS BORN, & DON'T YOU SIT THERE & LAUGH YOUNG LADY CAUSE IT WASN'T FUNNY AT ALL." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "SHE WAS SOUND ASLEEP WHEN SHE DID THAT & I WAS HALF ASLEEP & SHE JUST KICKED YOU SO HARD THAT SHE PUSHED YOU RIGHT OUT OF BED & I THINK THAT SHE JUST WANTED TO BE WITH ME THAT NIGHT." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I DON'T THINK THAT SHE WANTED ME IN THE BED THAT NIGHT CAUSE BEFORE SHE PUSHED ME OUT OF BED, SHE DIDN'T EVEN WANT ME TO TOUCH YOU AT ALL BECAUSE SHE TOOK A FIT IF I GAVE YOU A KISS THAT NIGHT." THEN DANTE SAID, "I KNOW THAT FEELING CAUSE WHEN I WATCHED HER THAT ONE, SHE KEEPT PUSHING ME AWAY FROM ASHLEY WHILE WE WERE SITTING ON THE COUCH, & SHE WOULD ALSO HAVE A FIT IF I WOULD TOUCH ASHLEY, BECAUSE SHE TOOK ONE HELL OF A FIT WHEN I GAVE ASHLEY A KISS & SHE THOUGHT THAT IS WAS FUNNY WHEN SHE PUSHED ME AWAY FROM ASHLEY." THEN JORDAN SAID, "THAT WAS WHEN WE FIRST FOUND OUT THAT MICHELLE WAS PREGNANT WITH ABIGAIL." THEN DANTE SAID, "THAT WAS NOT A FUN DAY BECAUSE SHE WAS IN ONE OF HER MOODS THAT & WHEN SHE'S IN ONE OF HER MOODS SHE HAS AN ATTITUDE FROM HELL & TAKES IT OUT ON ANYONE." THEN JORDAN SAID, "I KNOW THAT IS TRUE WITH KRISTINA, & NEEDS TO STOP TRYING TO PUSH ME AWAY FROM HER MOMMY RIGHT NOW." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "KNOW THAT IS UNCALLED FOR YOUNG LADY SO YOU NEED TO STOP TRYING TO PUSH YOUR DADDY AWAY FROM ME & ABBY, BECAUSE HE IS ALOUD TO SIT NET TO US SO STOP RIGHT NOW." THEN KRISTINA GOT MAD & GOT UP & KICKED JORDAN AS HARD AS SHE COULD, & JORDAN GRABBED HER & TAPPED HER BUTT & SAID, "NOW SIT DOWN RIGHT HERE & DON'T MOVE AT ALL BECAUSE THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR & THAT REALLY HURT." THEN MICHELLE HANDED JORDAN ABIGAIL & TOOK KRISTINA IN HER ARMS & SAID, "NOW WHY WOULD YOU KICK YOUR DADDY, BECAUSE HE CAN SIT NEXT TO ME & ABBY IF WANTS TO YOU & YOU DON'T YOU DARE BITE ME BECAUSE I SMACK YOU IF YOU TRY TO BITE ME YOUNG LADY." THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN KRISTINA WENT TO BITE MICHELLE & MICHELLE JUST TAPPED HER MOUTH BECAUSE SHE WAS TRYING TO BITE HER & SHE GOT MAD THAT MICHELLE TAPPED HER MOUTH BECAUSE SHE WAS TRYING TO BITE HER MOMMY. THEN JORDAN SAID, "SEE I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE GOING TO GET YOUR MOUTH TAPPED YOUNG LADY, BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T BE BITING ANYONE AT ALL & DOES ANYONE WANT TO GO TO STARBUCKS FOR A GOOD CUP COFFEE?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I HAVE TO CHANGE THE GIRLS FIRST, CAUSE THIS ONE SMELLS LIKE SHE TOOK A HEALTHY SHIT & ABBY NEEDS HER OUTFIT CHANGED & KRISTINA LETS GO SO I CAN CHANGE YOUR BUTT." THEN WHEN MICHELLE TOOK KRISTINA UPSTAIRS TO CHANGE HER BUTT, & JORDAN FOLLOWED UPSTAIRS WITH ABBY, SO HE CAN CHANGE HER. THEN WHEN MICHELLE STARTED CHANGING KRSTINA, JORDAN SAID, "YOUNG LADY YOU STINK & YOU THINK THAT IS FUNNY & BOY ABIGAIL YOU ARE WET & I SEE WHY YOU NEED YOUR OUTFIT CHANGED, BECAUSE YOU CAN FILL UP A DIAPER LIKE YOUR SISTER & YOUR BROTHERS DID THE SAME THING." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "BUT NO ONE SHITS LIKE MY OLDEST NEPHEW DOES WHEN HE WOULD SHIT & IT WAS WORSE WHEN HE WOULD FART & SHIT AT THE SAME TIME & THAT WAS THE WORST. PLUS, I HOPE THAT YOU DON'T DO WHAT HE WOULD DO WHEN HE WAS BEING POTTY TRAINED & I WANTED TO STRANGLE HIS ASS WHEN HE DID THAT." THEN JORDAN SAID, "WHY WOULD HE JUST PEE ON THE POTTY CHAIR & THEN GO HIDE TO TAKE A HEALTHY SHIT, & HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT HE DID THAT?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "THAT LITTLE BOY THOUGHT THAT IT WAS FUNNY WHEN HE WENT & HID UNDER THE TABLE IN THE DINING ROOM & HE WOULD ALWAYS LAUGH & IF I WAS AROUND, HE WOULD COME & TRY TO SIT ON MY LAP & THEN I WOULD SAY THAT HE WAS IN TROUBLE FOR DOING THAT IN HIS PULL UP." THEN MARLENE SAID, "WAS IT AS BAD AS WHAT DANTE DID AFTER HE PEED ON THE POTTY CHAIR, & THEN WENT & HID TO TAKE A NICE HEALTHY SHIT & COME CRYING TO ME THAT HE STUNK & NEVER HIS MOM & DAD, BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T BE IN THE SAME PART OF THE HOUSE IF I WAS THERE THAT BOY WAS ALWAYS UP MY ASS WHEN HE WAS THAT YOUNG." THEN JORDAN SAID, "HE WOULD ALWAYS CRY FOR HIS NANA WHEN ME & EVELYN WOULD LEAVE TO GO HOME & THEN BY THE TIME THAT WE GOT HOME HE WAS SOUND ASLEEP." THEN WHEN MICHELLE & JORDAN WERE PUTTING THE GIRLS INTO THE CAR, & MARLENE WOULD SIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GIRLS BECAUSE SHE WANTED SOMETHING FROM STARBUCKS, & THEN MARLENE SAID, "WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE SAT THE GIRLS NEXT TO EACH OTHER, BECAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING MICHELLE?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND THE CAR SEATS NEXT TO EACH OTHER CAUSE KRISTINA WOULD TRY & STILL HER BOTTLE OR BINKI & THEN KRISTINA WOULD TRY TO WAKE UP ABIGAIL & WHEN SHE WOULD BE SLEEPING & THAT IS WHY THAT WE CAN'T HAVE THE SEATS NEXT TO EACH OTHER." WHILE THEY WERE IN THE LINE AT STARBUCKS TIFFANY CALLED & SAID, "DO I HAVE PERMISSION TO KILL MY BROTHER, CAUSE HE'S STARTING TO PISS ME OFF BIG TIME, & WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE YOU GUYS AT?" THEN MICHELLE SAID, "NO YOU MAY NOT KILL DONNIE, YOU KNOW THAT HE'S ONLY PICKING ON YOU BECAUSE HE LOVES HIS LITTLE SISTER." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "I JUST WANT TO KICK HIS ASS BECAUSE HE THINKS THAT HE IS GOING TO GET TO KEEP MY BABY FOR THE WEEKEND." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WELL HE IS GOING TO BE IN TOWN THIS WEEKEND TO SEE MOM & YOU KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE TO LET HIM SEE THE BABY, & DON'T YOU GROWL AT ME TIFFANY." THEN TIFFANY SAID, "I WILL GROWL AT YOU IF I WANT TO GROWL AT YOU CAUSE I'M ALOUD TO GROWL." THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I DON'T THINK THAT YOU CAN GROWL AT ME JUST CAUSE DONNIE WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH THE BABY, BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT DONNIE WILL KEEP BUGGING YOU MORE THAN JENNY WILL BUG YOU SIS."
