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AS MICHELLE WAS WAKING UP & GETTING UP, JORDAN SAID, "GOOD MORNING WHAT YOU DOING UP THIS EARLY BABY?"  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I JUST CAN'T SLEEP & I FEEL LIKE I'M GOIMG TO THROW UP, CAUSE THIS MORNING SICKNESS IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL, & CAN YOU DO ME A BIG FAVOR & CHECK ON KRISTINA FOR ME BABE?"  THEN WHEN JORDAN WENT & CHECKED ON KRISTINA & THEN HE WALKED INTO THE BATHROOM WITH HIS BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER & SAID, "LOOK THERE'S MOMMY BABYGIRL, & WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO JUMP OUT OF MY ARMS TO GET TO MOMMY.  HOLD ON & WHEN MOMMY IS DONE THERE SHE'LL TAKE YOU SWEETIE & YOU CAN GO DOWNSTAIRS & HAVE BREAKFAST WITH MOMMY, & THAT'S IF MOMMY'S UP TO IT."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I AIN'T IN THE MOOD TO EAT RIGHT NOW, BUT I'LL MAKE SURE THAT YOU EAT BREAKFAST BABYGIRL."  SO WHEN MICHELLE TOOK KRISTINA FROM JORDAN, & HEADED DOWNSTAIRS, & THEN MARLENE SAID, "THERE'S NANA'S LITTLE PRINCESS & MICHELLE YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP ARE YOU FEELING OK THIS MORNING?"  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "HELL NO I HATE THIS MORNING SICKNESS, CAUSE IT'S WORSE THIS TIME AROUND, & WHERE IS MY MORNING SICKNESS PILLS, CAUSE THOSE THINGS REALLY WORK MOMMA."  THEN MARLENE SAID, "HERE THEY ARE YOU TAKE THIS & I'LL TAKE HER SO SHE CAN EAT HER BREAKFAST WITH NANA.  WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD INTO THE LIVING ROOM WHILE I FEED HER, CAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND FOOD RIGHT NOW MICHELLE."   THEN JORDAN WALKED INTO THE KITCHEN & SAID, "HEY MOM WHERE IS MICHELLE AT, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING, CAUSE I WANT TO TELL HER THAT I TOOK TODAY OFF TO SPEND THE DAY WITH MY TWO FAVORITE GIRLS TODAY."  THEN MARLENE SAID, "SHE'S IN THE LIVING ROOM CAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE AROUND FOOD, & SHE JUST TOOK A PILL TO CALM HER MORNING SICKNESS DOWN, CAUSE SHE NEEDED IT."  SO WHEN JORDAN WALKED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, HE SAW THAT MICHELLE WAS HALF ASLEEP ON THE COUCH, & THEN JORDAN SAID, "COME HERE BABE I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD TAKE TODAY OFF TO HELP YOU OUT, & ALSO SPEND THE DAY WITH MY TWO FAVORITE GIRLS TODAY."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YOU KNOW THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TAKE TODAY OFF BABY, CAUSE YOU COULD OF WENT TO WORK, CAUSE MOM IS HERE WITH ME EVERYDAY BABE."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "I KNOW & THAT IS HALF THE  REASON I TOOK TODAY OFF, CAUSE SHE IS ALWAYS HELPING YOU WITH THE BABE, & I NEED TO DO THAT SINCE I'M HERE TODAY BABY, & TIFFANY CALLED & SAID THAT SHE'S COMING OVER TO SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU CAUSE YOU CAN USE A DAY WITH TIFFANY."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I COULD USE THAT DAY ONCE I FEEL BETTER, CAUSE ALL I WANT TO DO IS LAY DOWN TODAY, CAUSE I FEEL LIKE SHIT BABY."  THEN WHILE MICHELLE & JORDAN WAS JUST CUDDLING ON THE COUCH, TIFFANY WALKED IN THE FRONT DOOR & SAID, "MICHELLE YOU NEED TO GET UP OFF OF THAT COUCH & LETS FIND SOMETHING FUN TO DO TODAY, WHILE JORDAN IS  HERE TO WATCH THE BABY."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING ANYTHING AT ALL TODAY, CAUSE I FEEL LIKE SHIT & BEFORE YOU ASK I DID TAKE A PILL FOR MY MORNING SICKNESS, & IT ISN'T WORKING YET, CAUSE I STILL FEEL LIKE SHIT STILL.  I HAVE NO CLUE HOW YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE FEELING GOOD, CAUSE WE'RE DO THE SAME TIME IN NOVEMBER & YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HAD ANY MORNING SICKNESS SIS, & I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE RAN ME OVER WITH A DAMN TRAILER TRUCK."  THEN TIFFANY SAID, "I HAD MORNING SICKNESS 2 DAYS AGO & NOW I TAKE THAT PILL THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME SICK LIKE YOU SIS, & THERE IS AUNTIE'S NIECE."  THEN MARLENE HANDED KRISTINA TO TIFFANY & SAID, "HOW ARE YOU FEELING SO GOOD, & MICHELLE'S FEELING LIKE SHIT.  WELL HAVE FUN WITH YOUR NIECE & MICHELLE I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON, CAUSE YOU SHOULD BE FEELING LIKE TIFFANY IS FEELING RIGHT NOW, BUT I KNOW THAT YOU'RE SICK."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I'LL FEEL BETTER SOON, CAUSE I HATE FEELING LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW, & THE QUESTION IS HOW THE HELL CAN SHE BE IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD, CAUSE I FEEL LIKE SHIT RIGHT NOW?"  THEN DANNY SAID, "I WOULD LIKE THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION ALSO, CAUSE TIFFANY HAS SO MUCH ENERGY LATELY THAT SHE HAS CLEANED THE WHOLE HOUSE INCLUDING THE GARAGE."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE IF YOU HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY & IF YOU FEELING UP TO IT YOU CAN ALSO CLEAN THE GARAGE, CAUSE THE GARAGE CAN SURE USE A GOOD CLEANING RIGHT NOW."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "DON'T EVEN TOUCH THE DAMN GARAGE CAUSE I WILL CLEAN THAT, CAUSE THE LAST TIME THAT MICHELLE CLEANED THE GARAGE I COULDN'T FIND HARDLY ANYTHING, CAUSE IT TOOK ME A WEEK TO FIND ALL OF MY TOOLS, CAUSE SHE PUT THEM WHERE THEY SHOULD OF BEEN THE WHOLE TIME."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "YEA THAT GARAGE WAS A MESS WHEN I FIRST MOVED IN HERE, & I HAVE NO CLUE HOW THE HELL I PULLED MY CAR INTO THE GARAGE, CAUSE OF THE MESS, & HOLD THAT THOUGHT I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."  THEN MICHELLE GOT UP OFF OF THE COUCH & RAN TO THE BATHROOM & THEN JORDAN SAID, "HOLD THAT THOUGHT SO I CAN GO AND SEE HOW SHE'S FEELING, CAUSE I HATE THAT SHE'S GOT MORNING SICKNESS TODAY."  THEN TIFFANY SAID, "HAS SHE BEEN TAKING HER PILL FOR HER MORNING SICKNESS, CAUSE THAT IS HOW I FEEL REALLY GOOD CAUSE I TAKE THAT PILL EVERY SINGLE MORNING & SHE SHOULD BE DOING THAT."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I HAVE BEEN DOING THAT BUT I STILL HAVE FREAKING MORNING SICKNESS & I FREAKING HATE IT.  I DON'T REMEMBER BEING THIS DAMN SICK WHEN I WAS PREGNANT WITH KRISTINA, & THIS TIME AROUND I CAN'T STAND IT AT ALL, CAUSE IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS THIS TIME AROUND."  THEN TIFFANY SAID, "TRY DRINKING GINGER ALE, CAUSE THAT SHOULD HELP ALSO, CAUSE YOU WEREN'T THIS SICK WHEN YOU WERE PREGNANT WITH KRISTINA, & AUNTIE LOVES HER BABYGIRL.  HEY MICHELLE SINCE YOU'RE NOT FEELING GOOD TODAY WHY DON'T ME & DANNY TAKE KRISTINA FOR THE DAY, CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT I WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH MY NIECE BEFORE I MOVE TO FLORIDA."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING TO MOVING TO FLORIDA, CAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE'RE HEARING ABOUT YOU TWO MOVING TO FLORIDA."  THEN TIFFANY SAID, "IS IT CAUSE I THOUGHT THAT I SAID SOMETHING TO YOU ABOUT MOVING TO FLORIDA, CAUSE I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER WINTER."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "SO WHEN DID YOU PLAN ON TELLING US THAT YOU'RE MOVING TO FLORIDA, CAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING?  HELL YOU MIGHT OF TOLD US AFTER YOU MOVED TO FLORIDA, CAUSE THEN I WOULD'VE BEEN PISSED TO HAVE FOUND OUT THAT WAY SIS.  BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN THAT YOU CAN'T STAND ANOTHER WINTER & I KNOW THAT YOU'RE LEARNING TO HATE  THE SNOW ALSO, & YOU SHOULD SEE ERIC & JORDAN HAVING FUN IN THE SNOW."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "YEA & YOU'RE TO CHICKEN TO COME & HAVE FUN IN THE SNOW WITH US BABE, & YES I KNOW THAT WE PLAY IN THE SNOW AT 11 O'CLOCK AT NIGHT, & THAT'S THE BEST TIME TO HAVE A SNOWBALL BATTLE."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "I KNOW CAUSE I STOOD IN THE KITCHEN WATCHING YINS, & THEN YOU DECIDE TO TRY TO BRING A SNOWBALL IN THE HOUSE & I WOULDN'T LET YOU IN & THEN ERIC GOT YOU GOOD WITH THAT SNOWBALL."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "HEY THAT WASN'T FUN AT ALL, CAUSE THAT SHIT WAS COLD & WET.  THEN WHEN WE CAME INSIDE I PUT MY ICE COLD HANDS ARE YOU WARM SKIN & MADE YOU ICE COLD, CAUSE YOU WANTED TO STRANGLE ME."  THEN MICHELLE SAID, "NO SHIT THOSE WERE THE COLDEST HANDS THAT I HAVE EVER FELT, CAUSE I COULDN'T EVEN GET WARM FOR ALMOST AN HOUR & I WANTED TO STRANGLE YOU."  THEN JORDAN SAID, "I KNOW BUT YOU LOVE ME WAY TO MUCH TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT BABY, & WHEN KRISTINA GETS OLD ENOUGH TO DO THAT SHE CAN JOIN ME & ERIC OUTSIDE IN THE SNOW."  THEN TIFFANY SAID, "HELL THAT IS THE BEST TIME TO HAVE A SNOWBALL BATTLE & THE FUNNIEST TIME, CAUSE MOM USE TO GET MAD AT US FOR WANTING TO HAVE A SNOWBALL BATTLE AT THAT TIME AT NIGHT.  BUT WHEN MOM FINALLY LET US HAVE A SNOWBALL BATTLE AT 11 O'CLOCK AT NIGHT SHE SEEN THAT WE WERE HAVE A BLAST CAUSE IT'S ALOT BETTER TO HIDE IN THE DARK, & WE ONLY WERE OUTSIDE FOR AN HOUR OR SO, & WE HAD A BLAST.  SO YOU NEED TO EASE UP & JOIN THEM, CAUSE IT'S FUN TO HAVE A SNOWBALL BATTLE AT THAT TIME." 

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