Jordan looked right at Michelle and said, "I can't believe that you did plan your dream wedding, but one thing I have to ask babe, did you book the church yet?" Then Michelle said, "I'm calling today to do that today babe, and I found the perfect wedding dress also babe." Then Jordan said, "I can't wait until we get married to see you in your perfect wedding dress babe." Then Michelle said, "See I told you that I could plan my wedding in less than two weeks babe. I only wish that Kristina could be in our wedding, but she can't, cause she's only a baby." Then Jordan said, "When we decide to repeat out vowels in like 20 years, she can be in the wedding then babe." Then while they were talking, Michelle's brother Joey Joe called her and said, "I can't believe that you planned your dream wedding in less than 2 weeks, and Lea's is going to be your maid of honor right sis?" Then Michelle said, "Plus Griffin is the the ring barer, and I wish Kristina could be in the wedding as the flower girl." Then Joey Joe said, "What made you agree to have Griffin as the ring barer, cause I was just wondering sister dear? I was also wondering if Jordan finally mad up his mind who's gong to be the best man yet sis?" Then Michelle said, "As far as I know he said that you were the best man, cause Lea is the maid of honor." Then Joey Joe said, "I already knew that sis, but I wanted to know if you knew that. Aren't you going this weekend to get your dress, cause Lea was just wondering sis?" Then Michelle said, "I have to be there this Saturday, cause like I said before I found the perfect wedding dress." Then Joey Joe said, "It is the wedding dress that you said that you would like a princess in sister dear?" Then Michelle said, "That's the one, and I can't wait until I finally get to wear my wedding dress of my dreams." Then while Michelle and Joey Joe were talking, Lea said, "Let me talk to Michelle, cause I have to ask her something." So when Joey Joe handed the phone to Lea she said, "What color are the bridesmaid dresses, cause I was just wondering Michelle?" Then Michelle said, "I was thinking about a soft baby blue, and did your order all the blue roses like I asked , cause I was wondering?" Then Lea said, "Yes I called today and I ordered every sing blue rose Michelle. I can't wait until this Saturday to see you in your perfect wedding dress." Then Michelle said, "I know and it's beyond perfect Lea and we have to be there at noon on Saturday. Plus I was wondering if you told them that the bouquet that I'll be carrying is going to have blue and white roses." Then Lea said, "Yes I did Michelle, and you're wedding day is going to be perfect Michelle. Plus I still can't believe that you planned your dream wedding in less that 2 weeks girl." Then Michelle said, "I know, but I told everyone that I could do it. But I wish that my little girl could be in my wedding, but she's only a baby and can't be in my wedding, but she's only a baby and can't be in my wedding." Then Lea said, "I know and she would've made the perfect flower girl Michelle." But before Michelle could say anything her cell phone died on her, and that only happens every time Michelle's talking to her sister in law Lea. Then Michelle said, "Why is it that every single time that we I'm talking to Lea my damn phone dies?" Then Jordan said, "I know that babe, and is everything ok, cause you have that look babe?" Then Michelle said, "I'm ok, but I do wish that Kristina could be in our wedding as the flower girl babe." Then Jordan said, "I know babe, and someday she will be baby, and that's a promise babe." Then Kristina started crying and when Jordan picked her up, he said, "It's ok my princess, and boy do you have a stinky diaper." Then Michelle said, "Boy little girl you have a really bad stinky diaper young lady." Then when Michelle and got Kristina a bottle, Jordan said, "Babe do me a favor and please start the coffee, cause I sure can go for a cup babe." Then Michelle said, " The coffee's almost done babe, and here give me Kristina, so I can feed her, and you can get the coffee babe." So when Jordan handed Kristina to Michelle, he said, "I'm going to go and get the coffee babe. Have I told you lately that you're going to make one beautiful bride next month babe." But before she could say anything, her mother walked in the front door, and said, "Good Morning grandma's princess." Then Michelle said, "Morning mom, what's up, and would you finish feeding her so I can got to the bathroom?" Then Katherine said, "Here give me my princess, so you can go to the bathroom. Plus Lea called and said that your phone died again." Then Jordan said, "Her phone seems to die on her every time she talks to Lea mom, and would you like a cup of coffee." Then Michelle looked right at her mom and said, "That damn phone dies on me every single time I talk to her lately. Buy the way, are you doing anything this Saturday, cause I was just wondering?" Then Michelle's mom said, "I ain't doing anything on Saturday sweetie, why you ask?" Then Michelle said, "I would like for you you to come to the bridal shop this Saturday and see my perfect wedding dress mom." Then Michelle's mom said, "What time we have to be there on Saturday Michelle?" Then Michelle looked right at her mom and said, "We have to be there at noon on Saturday. Plus Lea said that she would meet us there, and I have to call Jenny to see if she'll meet us there also, cause I haven't talked to her in 2 days and Donnie is going to like that Jenny McCarthy is in my wedding." Then Michelle's mother said, "Why would Donnie be happy about that Michelle?" Then Jordan said, "Donnie has a major crush on her mom, and he doesn't even know that she's going to be at the wedding, or that she's a bridesmaid." Then Michelle said, "Mom I'm going to hook them up, cause they both like each other." But before Michelle could say anything, Jordan's phone began to ring, and when Jordan answered the phone, Jenny said, "Jordan can I please talk to Michelle, cause I tried to call her phone, but it's going to straight to voicemail." Then when Jordan handed Michelle the phone, Michelle said, "I'm sorry about my phone, but every time I talk to my sister-in-law Lea my phone always dies on me. Plus I'm glad that you called, cause I was going to call you once my phone charged. This Saturday we have to be at the bridal shop for out first fitting and yes I'll have Kristina with me Jenny." Then Jenny said, "I finally get to see my little Kristina, and what time do we have to be there girl?" Then Michelle said, "I know every time you wanted to finally see Kristina, I always had something to do or you were busy. We have to be there at noon on Saturday, and shit I have to put up with Lea and Tiffany." Then Jenny said, "They better not start there shit, cause I'll knock there damn heads together. Does Donnie even know that you paired us up Michelle?" Then Michelle said, "No he doesn't even know yet Jenny, and he'll be totally shocked when he finds out." Then Jenny said, "Why do I hear Kristina screaming in the background Michelle?" Then Michelle said, "I have to go, cause it's bath time for Kristina, that's why she's screaming Jenny, and I'll call you later when my phone is done charging." So when Michelle hung up the phone with Jenny and looked right at Jordan and said, "Why is my baby screaming like someone is trying to hurt her?" Then Jordan said, "I think that she don't like her meme giving her a bath babe." Then Michelle said, "It's ok Kristina, it's your meme giving you a bath baby, but look mommy's right here princess." Then Michelle's mother looked right at Michelle and said, "Does she scream like this when you give her a bath Michelle?" Then Michelle looked right at her mother and said, "No she doesn't scream like this at all mom, cause she loves getting a bath mom." Then Jordan said, "Hell when Lea gave her a bath last week, she didn't scream at all. I just don't understand why she's screaming while you're giving her a bath mom." Then Michelle said, "Come to mommy princess, cause you didn't scream when Aunt Lea gave you a bath." As soon as Michelle picked up Kristina out of the bath she stopped crying. Then Michelle's mother said, "I don't understand why she screamed while I was giving her a bath. Kristina meme loves you baby girl, and I would never ever hurt you princess." So then Jordan said, "Don't cry mom, cause you know that little princess means the world to you, and I know that she loves you." Then Michelle said, "Here mom why don't you feed her while I go and get dressed mom." Then Michelle's mother said, "She isn't going to scream while I'm feeding her, is she sweetie?" Then when Michelle handed Kristina to her mom, Michelle went into her room and got dressed. Then Jordan came in the bedroom and said, "Kristina is sound asleep in your mothers arms right now babe, and check to see if your phone is charged." Then when Michelle checked to see if her phone was charged, and Michelle notices that she had text messages from her sister-in-law. Then Michelle said, "Babe, Lea texted me and said that she hates my damn phone, cause it always dies when I'm talking to her. So I am going to call her and let her know that my phone hates her." Jordan looked right at Michelle and said, "Go ahead and ask to ask Joey Joe if he's still on for Saturday babe." Then Michelle said, "What do you and Joey Joe have planned for Saturday, cause I was just wondering?" Then Jordan said, "Maybe just talk about the upcoming tour this year?" Then Michelle said, "How about having dinner ready for us when we get home on Saturday babe?" Then Jordan said, "How long your going to be there until, cause I could always have dinner ready for yins babe." Then Michelle said, "I have no clue what time we're going to get done at the bridal shop, cause we have out first dress fitting on Saturday. I know that we to be there at noon, and probably won't be done until at least 5 or 6 babe." Then Jordan said, "Plus you have to put up with Lea and Tiffany all day long babe." Then Michelle looked right at Jordan and said, "Please don't remind me at all and if they start there fucking shit I'll shoot them both. Plus I might have you come and get the baby, cause it's going to be a long day baby." Then Jordan said, "As long as I don't see you in your dress baby, cause I can wait. But yes if you want me to come and get my princess, I'll come and get her babe." Then Michelle said, "I'll make sure that I don't have my dress on babe. Anyways I have to go and check on Kristina, and call Lea to let her know that my phone hates her babe." So when Michelle and Jordan walked into the living room, Michelle said, "Look mom fell asleep with Kristina in her arms babe."
