Look-
I'm 4'5 because my bones were smaller than they should've been when I was born.
I hate it.
Aki likes being my height too, since he grew and is now 4'6. It does make him look cute doe <3
Also, I've been busy with school lately and being tardy for school, ALL THE TIME. It's been happening so much that the front desk lady just has a stack of tardy slips on her desk so when I come in to get it, I can just take one off her desk. C R I
Hey, not my fault I hear Lucielle trying to summon---
In which William is my height
William: Duck. Now I'm at your height.
Me: Why duck-
William: Another word for fuck.
Me: That's- I- why won't you just say fuck?
William: I just said duck to make you triggered :D
Me: Shut up, short stack.
William: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M LIKE- 4'5 LIKE YOU!
Me: It's your fault. Want me to get Henry, so that he can do 'it' with you-
William: Shut it your tainted now-
William: WHAT HAPPENED TO INNOCENT SUKI WHAAA-
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Where did this bitch come from-
Henry: Aww~ so adorable and uwu! <3
William: S-shut u-up. *very very cute and uwu blush*
Henry: Aww~ even more cute!
Me: Agreed.
Henry and William: WHERE DID THIS BITCH COME FROM-
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Vibes
Henry: Fuck you I'm tall.
Me: Fuck you, I can reach down easily.
William: Fuck you, I'm cuter.
Me and Henry: FUCK YOU WE'RE KILLING YOU.
William: Fuck no, I'll kill you.
Me and Henry: You ruined the vibe ._.
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Anime and Chris
William: *watching anime*
Me: *joins him*
Henry: *joins us*
Elizabeth: *joins us*
Chris: The fuck-
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Where Aki's demon cat joins in
William: Look, look!
William: I'm smol!
Floof (da horribly cute cat): MEOW.
William: Oh great. Something that rivals my smolness.
Floof: *in cat language* Shutupyoulittleasshole.
William: Oh GREAT. Now it curses better than me.
Floof: *in cat language* NYEHEHE SUCKS TO BE YOUUU~~
William: Never mind, it's very loud and obnoxious.
Aki: HeY- dOn'T iNsUlt My CaT!
Aki: It can be pretty cute- holy shit. Wait a minute.
Floof: *in da bathroom turning on da shower cus it's smart as hell- but doesn't have as much IQ as Dream*
Aki: I take my words back. This little cat is a demon.
William: CALLED IT-!
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H e y
I'm b a c k
Guess w h a t
Aki's cat is t u r n i n g on the m o t h e r f u c k i n g shower.
And I'm not even k i d d i n g.
WHAT IS THIS MOTHERFUCKING VOODOO MAGIC COMING OFF OF FLUFF?!
T e l l.
M e.
:C
K now bai
-Suki
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Hᴇɴʀʏ x Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ Oɴᴇsʜᴏᴛs (FNAF) (Tᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴏ̨ᴜᴇsᴛs)
ФанфикOneshots of one of my favorite ships. (Just informing you, yes there will be some smut- if you're uncomfortable with smut, then your more than welcome to click away, or just not read it ^-^)
