The Fools [DISCONTINUED :(]

Dependence

I wake up to some sort of cold liquid on me. I sit quickly and look around the room. Then I see him.

Ronald Fucking Weasley

"What the hell Weasley?!"

"Sorry, it's just you were so peaceful sleeping. I had to ruin it" he laughs

"Ugh! I've just woken up and you couldn't at least wait till I got out of bed"

"That's not how the game works darling"

"Bleh, you're disgusting. Just get out and let me change"

"Yeah no, I think I'd rather stand here and wa-"

"GET OUT"

"Fine geez woman. You're mental"

Now i'm soaking wet. Thank God it's Saturday so I can take as long as I want getting ready. And we'll, the planning on how i'm gonna be Weasley.

I get to the bottom stairs of the dorms and enter the common room. There's not a lot of people here.

I look at the couches and see Hermione. I walk over to her and take a seat next to her.

"Hey Y/n"

"Hey Mione"

"What's wrong? You look..."

"Yes Hermione, I know I look like shit. And it's all because of Weasl-"

"What was all because of me?" a voice says.

I turn to face it and see Weasley. Fuck.

"Nothing"

"Come on Y/n. Just admit it. You can't prank for shit"

"Actually I can Weasley. So watch your back you prick" I get up and walk out of the common room.

He's so delusional thinking i'm gonna tap out. Well guess what, it's not gonna happen.

I make sure not to drop the bucket since, well, it's filled with spiders. Weasley HATES spiders. It's perfect.

I prop the bucket on top of the door frame and quickly get into a hiding place where I can still get a view of the door.

I hear foot steps approach it and obviously it's Weasley. He's not gonna know what hit him.

He reaches for the door handle and before he can take another step into his dorm the bucket falls.

"AH! BLOODY HELL GET THESE OFF OF ME!" I hear him scream

I couldn't hold in my laughter I was basically on the verge of tears at this point.

I didn't even notice his movement change and he's now standing right in front of me looking down at me.

I get up from the floor and continue to laugh in his face.

"That- was priceless Ronald Weasley- I mean I can't believe it actually worked-"

"Shove off Y/n. That wasn't funny"

"Awh, but it's all in good fun isn't it?"

"You really think you're so clever"

"Well duh!"

"Whatever Y/n, like you said. Watch. Your. Back" and he disappeared into his dorm.

He's so pathetic. I mean how can one be scared of spiders. They're literally harmless. The only ones that'll get you killed are the poisonous ones. He's such an idiot.

For my next prank I decided to get a little help from two master pranksters.

"So what's the plan Y/n" George asks