Grubhub fanfiction

||The Theory||

This Theory comes from my Shit-post

Basically this fanfic has something to do with this theory, please read it before continuing 

If you want to check that out, please do so. 

Ahem

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So the Grubhub ad is something that the common people see as a meme-worthy ad, as they say that it is "stupid" or "cringey" is what a commoner will say, but that is not necessarily true. This ad has a very deep meaning behind it, a story revolving it, where these actors are not enjoying their Grubhub meal, but instead, being in unending suffererment due to it.

Of course there are several Grubhub ads, the most popular one being known as "Delivery Dance". This is a ad that is very important since it introduces to many Grubhub characters, most importantly is the Boogie Man.

The Boogie Man is a man is a purple shirt, he enjoys dancing with his Grubhub meals but has a dark-side to him. As theorized, The Boogie Man has had affairs with several woman, and leaves all of them behind. He has impregnated the Milk Shake girl, as seen in Grubhubs newest ad. He probably did so as well for many other woman. Leaving her, and their children behind. I think it is a theory that the Boogie man eventually kept a child, as something happened to the childs mother, leaving the child forced to be kept by the Boogie Man. We can see in Delivery dance that the Boogie Man has a child, he sits there. The child looks like as if he has been held hostage, like he want's to scream and cry for help, but he can't, he has nowhere to go, his mother is dead, possibly shot by somebody, or brutally got shoved Turkey down their throat, but he fears the Boogie Man, he doesn't want to know what happened to his mother, because he is afraid the Boogie Man did something to her.

Another theory is that the Boogie Man shot his first wife while she was pregnant with the child. perhaps the mother of the child has been ran over, or something happened to her that was beyond Boogie mans control, we never know, the Boogie man knowing that the child is the only thing left of her, keeps him hostage. Of course he has s-x with other woman to help with the fact his wife is dead, and perhaps distracting himself, but it just isn't the same. As the other Grubhub characters women get pregnant, to the eyes of the Boogie Man, he only has one child, and his child is the only thing left of his wife, but his wife is dead, and so is the child ( Plot-twist ). The Boogie man has gone insane with all the drugs grubhub has in its food, he is in need of help. He is so traumatized of the death of his wife and child, he imagines a child that he holds hostage with all the drugs he has been eating inside the grubhub food. He is being held hostage, so he can never escape, like his wife escaped life.

Have you ever realized something about Grubhub, it can easily be changed to Drughub, perhaps they just wanted to cover up the name to make it seem like they where not selling drugs, but telling from the expression of everybody's faces when doing the grubhub dances, they all seem very high.

It is possible that everybody in the Grubhub ad universe is eating grubhub to hide from their every life pain. It can be seen in a Grubhub ad, that people just don't have talent, Steve the child of Delivery guy and Noodle girl has no talent, has no life and eats Grubhub to hide his constant suffering and pain, it can also be seen in a Grubhub ad, where 3 kids try bowling, but none of them made it, they just suffer everyday, they are wasting their lives, and to compensate with all the pain, they eat Grubhub. grubhub are affecting them more and more, thinking that the food are fixing them, is not true, in reality the food are hurting them, more than their current sufferment is. It is true that the women that Boogie Man has impregnated are as well are eating from Drug- grubhub to hide their pain, they have been left by the man they "loved" leaving them with a unwanted child, as all he does is dance in front of his hallucinations.

Somebody who I think should be mentioned is the Wiggle man, who seems to be the Boogie Mans child, and I believe so. It looks as if he was the Boogie Mans older son, despite having so many children, the only one the Boogie Man cares about is the one that he hallucinates. It is possible that the Wiggle man was the Boogie mans older son, maybe he did not have a good relationship with his mother, and as the mother of the Wiggle man left the boogie man with his older son. Maybe a chip has been set in the Boogie man, the child of him,and the woman he loved is the only child he has, the other children are nothing to him, as it is seen with his older son, he never loved his ex-girlfriend which he had the wiggle man with, therefore the wiggle-man isn't his because he will be taken away anyways, just like the other woman, he never connected with them, he doesn't care about them, so the child will be taken away from him anyways, its not his child.

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Videos I used for reffrenece

Video Links:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUGWumIuvks&t=246s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfCZF0El6fA

https://youtu.be/scuZuZUwmh4

Wow this is very Dark, keep in mind this is a JOKE

Alr, im doing just fine, im not insane, this is just a JOKE

making sure everybody understands