Abeke: I like pears!
Rollan: Nobody cares, and since when did you like pears?
Abeke: Who doesn't like pears?
Rollan: -_- Did you ever even eat a pear?
Abeke: It's just fun to say.
Rollan: Whatever.
Conor: I like walruses!
Rollan: 0.0 Now you're scaring me.
Conor: What's wrong with walruses?
Rollan: Everything, sheep boy.
Conor: Okay, walrus boy.
Rollan: You dare?
Conor: I dare.
Conor/Rollan: (stand unmoving in some sort of staring contest)
Conor: Walrus.
Rollan: Ermagoshiwantmymommy! (Faints)
Conor: Didn't your mother get possessed by a cobra?
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/32374269-288-k457351.jpg)
YOU ARE READING
Spirit Animals SPOOFS!
RandomI see a lot of funny little spoof thingies based on Warriors, but to be honest, I'm sad that that's pretty much the only fandom-based spoof I've seen, and I love Spirit Animals, so I'm gonna have fun with this. Who doesn't want to see Meilin turn in...