Today, we meet a numberist. That numberist bitch...
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You: Aloha!
Stranger: hi
You: Allo !
Stranger: allo
Stranger: so ur from hawii
You: :o I like you already.
You: Ahhh no.
You: I'm from BkiniBottom.
Stranger: cool .How old r
You: Down under!
You: How old r?
You: R?...
You: Is that like Robert?
You: Robert Djr?
You: I AM ZE IRON MAN
Stranger: how old r u
Stranger: how old are you
You: My age equals to the amount of letters in this convo.
Stranger: 39?
Stranger: 42?
You: You just counted? xD I was kidding. I just wanted to know how many letters were in this convo and I couldn't be bothered counting.
You: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
You: I'm 1
You: ......
You: 0
You: 0
You: 100.
You: I'm old.
Stranger: no your not
You: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION YOUR ELDER
Stranger: cool am 103
You: Shit.
You: 100 club for life bro
You: You 40?
Stranger: call me *Imma cover this number* thats my number and when you call curse out this dude nsme Celvin for me !And ya
You: Whut
You: Who dat?
You: Your fish?
Stranger: celvin is a person who lives with me
Stranger: juzt do it !Bae
You: Bae?
You: I AIN' NO SHIT
You: YOU CALL ME OUT IN DANISH?
You: NAH
You: NAH
You: NAH
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