For the first time I disconnected on someone who wasn't a bot because I seriously thought this dude was about to fuck my shit up!
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You: BOT OR NAH
You: hallo
Stranger: nah
You: YAY
Stranger: and i have a penis
You: Eh meh too although you have to use a microscope to see it.
You: sad times.
Stranger: weird
Stranger: by gay guy
You: Gay?
You: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW
You: DID THE RAINBOWS SHOOT FROM MY DICK INSTEAD OF NORMAL WHITE CUM?
Stranger: no you stayed to talk to a man
Stranger: pretty good indicator you are a gay man
You: I just want to not be around bots alright
You: I just went through 10
You: in a row
You: i'm just glad to talk to a hooman
Stranger: well i need that big dick
Stranger: got to go
You: GO GET IT
You: YOU GO GIRL
You have disconnected.
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