Stranger: yoooooo
You: HEY HEY
You: YOU YOU
Stranger: yes me?
You: I WANT TO BE YOUR SKITTLE
Stranger: uh
Stranger: how does tht work m8
You: DON'T UOU UH ME
You: *YOU
Stranger: i do wht i want
You: OOOOOOO SASSY
Stranger: pls dont hurt me
You: NOW CAN I BEE YOUR SKITTLE OR WHAT
You: o.o
You: why would i hurt you...
You: WHY WOULD YOU THINK SO LOWLY OF ME!
Stranger: because ur some guy on omegle
You: BECAUSE I'M 'SOME' GUY
You: JUST SOME GUY
You: WHAT IF I AM NOT A GUY HUH?
Stranger: yes
You: HUH PUNK
You: WHAT IF I AM A UNICORN
Stranger: well then im sorry for not knowing?
You: I FIND THIS RACIST TO MY KIND
You: I DON'T HURT PEOPLE
You: I AM HARMLESS
You: THAT IS WHAT LEPRECHAUNS FOR
You: DEM SNEAKY GREEN BASTARDS WILL BE KILL EVERYBADY
Stranger: if ur gonna be a unicorn, i want to be a fucking robot
You: OKAY!
You: ROBOT YAY
Stranger: hell ya bro
Stranger: hell
Stranger: ya
You: *high five*
You: BROFIST
Stranger: pewds is old news
You: PEWDS IS AWESOME BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IF I AM REFERRING TO PEWDS,HUH!?
Stranger: its all part of growing up, i used to like him, but after i got a bi mor mature, you start liking other, more mature things
Stranger: *bit *more
You: o.o
You: Y-y-y-you mean like twerking....but with other people....on you....
Stranger: incidentally
You: :O
You: YOU ROBOWHORE
Stranger: You'll also learn to not use emotes
Stranger: never XD
Stranger: Browse something like 4chan
You: no emotes....
You: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Stranger: it sounds like you would never do it, but if you dont change now, you will be extremely annoying to your more mature friends
Stranger: i really hope you have friends tht will show u the way
You: My friends are crazier then me...
Stranger: gross
You: gross *gasp*
You: AWWWWHHHH HAWWWWLLLLL NAWWWWH
Stranger: i really REALLY hope you can change for the better, by the way you act, im gonna guesss 13?
Stranger: or 12
You: 18...
Stranger: thats really really bad
You: WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT BEING FABULOUS
You: *twirls*
Stranger: its bad that you havent grown up yet
Stranger: its bad you havent seen the world for how it is
You: I IZ PETER PAN BIATCH
Stranger: things like this is what im talking about
Stranger: just remember what i told you and try to
Stranger: CHANGE for the better
I WAS ABOUT TO LECTURE THIS BIATCH ON THE WONDERS OF BEING FABULOUS BUT THE BITCH LEFT
YOU ARE READING
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