Best one!
You: Hellloooo
Stranger: howdy!
You: 17m here!
You: saves from asking!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: 19 m you're free to dc or keep here
You: I'll stay
You: Nice to have a male on here for once!
Stranger: lol I was just looking for someone to talk
You: I'm just lurking,trolling a few people xD
Stranger: wow I tried once but I fail
You: ah its pretty easy
You: just be like YO
You: IM A....BUNNY...ON ACID...
You: A PINK FLUFFEH BUNNY
You: reactions are priceless
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what's YO btw
You: like slang o.O
You: i dunno some way of greeting
You: by the ghetto people
You: o.O
You: like Yo,I'm______
You: line
You: I'm a line xD
Stranger: bwahahahahaha
You: _________. no i am a snake
You: -____________________________- I AM WHALE
You: A FAT WHALE
You: I NEED TO LOSE WAIT
Stranger: it's hard to make a whale here sir
You: \o/ better
You: i am the CREATOR OF WHALE
You: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: wuuaaaaw thats gonna be great
Stranger: teach me, master Shi fu
You: ~~~~~~~/\~~~~~~~~~~/\~~~~~~~~~\o/~~~~~~~/\~~~~~~~~ MY WHALE IS FUCKING DROWNING AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
You: NEVER BE SKINNY MY FRIEND NEVER BE SKINNY THAT IS ALL young grasshoper
You: THIS WHALE
You: THIS WHALE IS NOW BEEN RAPED BY SHARKS SO DO NOT BE SKINNY
Stranger: ..............................................................-________________________________-
You: THE WHALE IS FAT AGAIN
Stranger: failure whale
You: ITS AAALLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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