Birdii | Technoblade

How don't they get it?

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gremlins and cryptid
gremlin #1
gremlin #2
internetcryptid

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gremlin #1
i cant believe people haven't found out yet

internetcryptid
right?
i literally gave them the biggest clue ever

gremlin #2
the internet is dumb

internetcryptid
should i just
come out?

gremlin #2
wdym

gremlin #1
pete you dumbass
he means come out as gay

gremlin #2
oh
well
continue while i suffer in silence

internetcryptid
anyways

gremlin #1
yeah, anyway
as harry?

internetcryptid
yeah
cuz im already out as B

gremlin #2
wait wont pepper kill you?

internetcryptid
bold of you to assume that pepper hasn't known from the start

gremlin #1
fair

gremlin #2
why are we doing this again?

internetcryptid
well
considering im a public figure as both harry and birdii
then people will find out eventually
we're just making it fun

gremlin #2
but you're letting them do all the work?

internetcryptid
i never said i was gonna go easy on them
plus i'm lazy
what do you expect

gremlin #1
you calling yourself lazy is like tony calling himself dumb
that's not it sis

internetcryptid
i hate you

gremlin #1
understandable

internetcryptid
we're off topic now

gremlin #1
i am aware

gremlin #2
wait so how are you coming out anyway?

internetcryptid
tbh not sure

gremlin #1
what if
you do a collab?

internetcryptid
i'm coming out as harry, dude

gremlin #1
i know 
but hear me out

gremlin #2
we're listening

gremlin #1
shut
anyways
do a collab with youtubers as harry

internetcryptid
wait
are you saying that
i should come out on a collab video?

gremlin #2
oh!
i get it!

internetcryptid
please enlighten me

gremlin #1
dumbass

internetcryptid
shut

gremlin #2
ANYWAY
so harls is saying you should collab
because your voice will be recognized
probs
and if you came out on a collab vid
then boom!
two clues in one vid!

gremlin #1
see? pete understands

internetcryptid
huh
that's actually smart

gremlin #1
i'm going to ignore that insult
and ask you
who're you gonna collab with?

gremlin #2
MR BEAST

gremlin #1
huh
that's not a bad idea

internetcryptid
true
maybe we can make it a challenge vid too

gremlin #2
CAN I COME
I WANNA MEET MR BEAST
PLS
HARRY
HARRY PLS

internetcryptid
its probs gonna be on his gaming channel tho

gremlin #1
true
or you're gonna need to quarantine before
and after if you decide to meet him
tho tony can probs let you borrow a private jet

internetcryptid
excuse you
i have my own private jet

gremlin #1
that was a gift from tony on your 18th

internetcryptid
i didn't say it wasnt
and you have one of your own
you just dont use it
like a bitch

gremlin #2
please stop arguing

gremlin #1
shut up pete

gremlin #2
i just want to meet mr beast man

internetcryptid
god i can feel the puppy eyes all the way from california

gremlin #1
i kinda wanna meet mr beast too tbh

internetcryptid
oh my god fine
we're collabing with mr beast then ig

gremlin #2
yes!

internetcryptid
i hate you

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