Birdii | Technoblade

Romance Woes and Mr Beast Sus?

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REAL LIFE

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Harry wipes his arm against his forehead, the sweat being sweapt away by the motion. He puts down the wrench he was using and sits back against his chair, music blaring in the background and his thesis sitting half-done on the workbench.

It's days like these when he dreads his mind.

It was easy for him to get distracted, and even easier for him to hyperfixate. That wasn't a problem, before. Harry's never had a problem with it. Until, of course, his mind was filled with images of brown hair and glasses, a monotone voice and book quotes.

Harry slides a hand down his face. He's going to get nothing done at this point. For a second, he entertains the thought of calling Techno, but he squashes it almost as soon as it emerges. He's already very much distracted, no need to make it worse.

Then, and idea comes to mind.

"Friday, girl, call my dad for me, will you?" Harry says into the air.

"Yes sir." Friday replies. "Is there any problem I can help with?" She asks, a lilt to her accent that Harry takes as worried. He smiles fondly, the AI always able to elicit pride from him when she shows how emotionally capable she is.

Friday is an AI that Harry built for his thesis in Artificial Intelligence back in MIT. His dad was so proud when he learned that Harry built Friday's software from scratch, wanting to see if there's a different way to build an AI like JARVIS. There was, and after a few tests, Harry came to the conclusion that the difference is what made Friday herself, rather than a replica of JARVIS or even an automated, emotionless super computer.

"I'm fine, Fri. Just having some boy problems, is all." Harry assures her, still smiling. Friday hums and not a second later, ringing fills the room. The hidden speakers around Harry's workshop work it's magic, making it seem like the whole room is ringing. Another of his favorite things, actually. He took apart his dad's workshop in Malibu after the Mandarin fiasco and figured out how to remake his speaker system. Now his whole penthouse has it.

Considering Harry is the son of Tony Stark, it wasn't really a surprise that he upgraded his whole penthouse the moment he could. Every single wall had wires hidden in it, and every single appliance in the penthouse is connected to Friday. Anything that can't be wired is connected via wireless signal. Some parts of the penthouse are also embedded with projectors and the mechanics required for holograms, like the kitchen counter and his bedroom floor.

Not to mention his workshop that he made from scratch. It's the lowest floor of his penthouse, the highest being his bedroom with a gaming setup and an en-suite bathroom. Between those floors are the kitchen and the living room, with two guest bedrooms and another bathroom. Like he has guests that aren't his brothers anyway.

His dad's voice breaks him from his musings.

"Hey kiddo, why'd you call?"

Harry turns on his hologram for the call, making sure his dad sees the couch behind him, before dramatically flopping himself over said couch with a drawn out groan.

"Daaadd, how do you talk to a crush?? Like, I just malfunction when he talks to me and I cannot, for the life of me, be normal." He looks up at the hologram showing his dad looking at him. "Like, should I tease him? Should I be cool? We're talking practically everyday and I still don't know how to function!"

Harry hears a snort from the call. He looks up, wondering if he heard someone else or if his dad was making fun of him.

Unfortunately, it was not just Tony Stark in the hologram now. That's undeniably his brothers behind their dad, Harley grinning mischievously and Peter holding up his phone.

Before anyone can react, Harry is on his control panel and turning off the

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TWITTER

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not styles | harryS
my brothers are menaces and i'm gonna
yeet myself off a cliff
💬28.6k 🔄 26.2k ❤️588k
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BeterBarker | pbjparker
mhmm, sure you would
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not styles | harryS
hey peter, you know i still have that video of you with your crush
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BeterBarker | pbjparker
you wouldnt dare
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not styles | harryS
if im going down, im taking both of you with me
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harls keen | potatokeener
you have nothing on me
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not styles | harryS
then im sure bucky would appreciate finding out who keeps stealing his cookies
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harls keen | potatokeener
you're bluffing
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not styles | harryS
check the gc
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BeterBarker | pbjparker
oh my god he's not bluffing

i still hate | usernames
mood. my brothers are also menaces

Technoblade | technothepig
You say this as if you weren't ranting about how proud you are of all your siblings yesterday
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not styles | harryS
lies and slander. i can sue you, you know
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Technoblade | technothepig
I'm sure you can, but will you?
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not styles | harryS
i hate how smug you are
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Technoblade | technothepig
Sure you do

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TWITTER DMS

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MrBeast
Hi! You said you have some ideas I'd like?

harryS
Yeah, I do!
What do you think of a collab?

MrBeast
Interesting, interesting
Care to talk about about it on call?
Here's my discord:
mrbeast#1234

harryS
Pogchamp!
I'll send you a friend request
Also, expect it from a surprising user

MrBeast
I'm sure I'll be thoroughly surprised

harryS
You will be!
Especially if you watch more than
the DSMP MCYTs

MrBeast
That's not suspicious at all.

harryS
😊

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hello!

sorry for this being late and all, my house has been busy and i've been roped into helping.

anyway, i'm not 100% if the next chapter would be the harry stark and mr beast collab, but i am sure that after that collab, harry will be discovered!

also, i plan on showing more heroes in the future, so beware!

(also also, i don't want to put anything about techno's situation here because i'm scared i won't represent the experience of a loved one having cancer accurately. i'm thinking of putting it in my other fic, but not here because techno is such a prominent character and i don't want to fuck it up. so sorry to those who wanted to see it!)