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Dick: I've been texting Damian for an hour to come home and he's not responding

Dick: it's time to freak out

Jason: Just checked his robin outfit is in his room

Bruce: He said he'd be back at 10 don't worry

Jason: Bruce its 1130 you dumb ass bitvh

Tim: Oh now it's really time to freak out

Tim: I checked his tracker in his arm and it says he hasn't moved in about 2 hours

Bruce: Alright let's not freak out

Jason: what if he got kidnapped again are you really gonna tell me to not freak

Dick: alright get your suits on met up in the Batcave in ten, Timmy you get his location

Jason: Okay be there in 5

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Jason: Bruce you're the only one not here, should we call Clark and superboy

Bruce: I'll be there within 3 mintunes

Dick: I'm adding Clark to the chat

DICK HAS ADDED CLARK K TO THE CHAT

Dick: Clark, we can't find Damian

Clark K: he was with Jon a few hours ago

Clark K: I'm not home right now but he might still be there with Jon

DICK HAS ADDED JON K TO THE CHAT

Jason: Superboy we can't find the brat is he with you

Dick: he hasn't answered any of our texts, Jon

Tim: the computer says he hasn't moved in 2 hours

Bruce: There's a possibility he's been kidnapped

Jon K: oh he's with me

Jon K: sorry he put his phone on silent, we were watching movies

Jon K: but I see all 38 missed texts and 14 missed calls

Jason: put him on the phone I wanna tell at him

Jon K: oh he's asleep, he fell asleep like 2 hours ago

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Damian: I'll tell you I'm never getting married

Damian: but my 4 wedding pinterest boards say different

Jason: Four?

Damian: oh sorry

Damian: fourteen

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Damian: I need to know

Dick: what's up?

Damian: why do straight people.

Dick: why do they what?

Damian: exist

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Damian: SoMetiMEs I DonT waNna bE hAPpy

Jon: ✋✋✋💀💀💀

Damian: 🤠🤠🤠 ma'am you are a privileged rich white woman

Jon: yeah I am 😌👑

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