shyshy1798 this for u
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Dami : just overheard a women tell someone on her phone that she really just needs to pop some ass so she can get her a coin,
Dami : and I fcking felt that
Jason : lol lowkey a mood
Tim : this is how I will talk to my children
Tim : I mean dog, I fucking hate children
Jason : I mean, what the fuck Damian
Jason : highkey a mood Replacement
Dick : what on the gods earth you three
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Dami : what the fucking fuck
Dami : I don't understand this fucking history homework
Dami : I fucking hate history more then anything in the world
Dami : like who the fuck knows this shit
Jay : I felt that, periodt
Brucie : Damian do you want some help?
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Dami : fellow gays
Dami : do u think, if I eat 6 pounds of ice cream
Dami : anyone would notice?
Timmy : well I mean
Timmy : maybe
Jay : if its mine I will notice
Jay : if it's not mine I might notice
Jay : but not care
Dick : do you know how unhealthy that is???
Jay : he probably does
Tim : do you think he cares tho
Dami : I'm eating it
Dick : also wth its 5am
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Dami : should i,
Dami : dye my hair?
Dami : ... right now
Jay : first off, its 3:39 Am
Dami : I have coffee
Tim : depends what color
Tim : oohhh coffee highkey the love of my life
Dick : um absolutely not
Jay : second off what color
Dami : blUe
Tim : yeah go for it
Jay : sure bitch
Jay : dont stain the shower tho, Alfred would kill u
Dick : DAMIAN NO
Jay : Damian yes
Tim : Damian Yes
Dami : Damian Yes
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Dami : bitch
Dami : can u do the eyeliner on me again ?
Dami : plZ!i!i! aND THE BILLIE EYELASHES
Jay : that's gay
Dami : I'm gayyy
Tim : agAin ?
Jay : WAIT AGAIN?
Jay : I WANT PICS!
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Dami : why cant we just watch hamilton at history
Dami : like and just not do real work
Dami : We could listen to Schuyler sisters for the whole ass period
Tim : wat
Jay : I highkey support this
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Dami : WELCOME TO MY CANDDDYYYYY STOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dami : THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Tim : wHy so many Es????????
Jay : I FUCKING LOVEEE HEATHERS
JAY HAS DELETED A TEXT
Jay : I mean why demon
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Dami : so i have- um-
Dami : ivmean- like- why a bat?
Dami : aNd a robin like it makes no sense together ???
QUEEN OF THE GAYS : IM SO HAPPY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THATS THOUGHT ABOUT THIS
Love of my life : like a bat and a bird
Dami : That shit don't add up
Love of my life : WAIT
Love of my life : BATMAN EGDY AS FUUUUUUUUUUUUK
QUEEN OF THE GAYS : THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dami : I love you somuchhhhhhhh
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Dami : so um-
Dami : I was thinking I couldn't think of the word crackhead...
Dami : so I present you
Dami : cocainist
Dickie : Damian NO!
Tim : literally why
Jay : THIS KID IS A FXCKING GENIUS
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Dami : Father
Bruce : Yes Damian?
Dami : I have made an decision
Dami : I'm fucking dropping out
Bruce : NO YOUR NOT
Dami : AAAANNNNDDDDD becoming a stripper
Bruce : DAMIAN WAYNE NO
Dami : DAMIAN WAYNE YES@SSSSSSSSSS
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Sooo.... I'm not dead, (sadly)
I love making these at 5 am than rereading them like what the fuck was I thinking
