Wrong group chat

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This ones like a few like just read it then you'll understand

Dicks P.O.V

I hear a ping from my phone, it's the family group chat, that I made. Damian sent something

Family GC (PG 13)

Dami : omg Imma bout to fucking kms. I hate everything. Like wth bitches

Dami : this damn karen bitch is in front of me and I just want some mother fucking Sb like bish stfu

Dami : srry wrong gc

"What" I say to myself confused

Jaybird : are you ok???

Timmy : did you hit your head???

Jaybird : you have another group chat??

Daddybats : Damian what does 'Kms', 'wth', 'sb', 'bish' and 'stfu' mean?

Me : Damian! Dont curse!!! You are a child!!!

Damian took a screenshot of the chat

Tim : lol a mood

Damian POV

I take a screenshot and go to the right group chat

The gays

Me : *sends screenshot*

Me : i wanna die

Me : please kill me

Queen of the gays : bish I'm dying

Jon ❤ :🤣🤣🤣 and I oop- sksksk

Me : I'm going to be living at Starbucks from now on

Queen of the gays : Mee af

Queen of the gays : PG 13 I FUCKING LOVE THAT 🤣

Me : im getting so many text from them. Please lords in heaven kill me

Queen of the gays : if you bring me coffee you can live w me

Me : I'm in line

Jon ❤ : hey get me some coffee too,

Jon ❤ : just bc u love me 💚

Me : ok be right there

I put my phone in my pocket and get in line for their coffee

Dicks P.O.V.

Family GC (PG 13)

Timmy : lol

Daddybats : really what does it mean?

Jaybird : kms kill myself, wth What the hell, sb, ?I dont fucking know?, Bish bitch, stfu shut the fuck up

Me : OH MY GOOD LORDS, DAMIAN

Timmy : Sb Starbucks

Jaybird : thx replacement

Dami : I'm going to my friends house

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