My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while her unbelievably sexy sister was sitting there with me. A few moments go by, then she comes up to me and whispered in my ear, "We should have sex before my sister comes home." I immediately got up and turmed around to walk to my car. I found my girlfriend standing by the door, at which point she hugged me and said, "You've won my trust".
Moral of the story:
Always keep your condoms in the car,
-Karl Clements
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