20 Funny Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Don't be silly, protect your Willie.
3. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
4. Wrap your bait before you mate.
5. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.
6. No glove, no love.
7. Cloak the joker before you poke her.
8. Don't be a fool, cover your tool.
9. Stop the stream before you cream.
10. Protect that fish then dip it into the dish.
11. Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel.
12. Bag the mole then do the hole.
13. Cover your stone before you bone.
14. Pack it in plastic, it'll be fantastic.
15. Wrap your meat before you heat.
16. Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle.
17. Armour the tank before you enter the flank.
18. Leash your pet before launching your jet.
19. If you're nude then tube your dude.
20. Dress him up before you mess her up.
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