Le Dirty Joke Book

Le Dirty Joke Book: 23

There was this little boy about 10 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a whore house and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said,'' I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do.'' The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any girls he liked. He asked,''Do any of the girls had any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no. He said, ''I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. That's the girl I want!" Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it. The Madam told him to got to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked,'' Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?'' He said,'' Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents aregoing out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she happens to be very fond of little boys.She will get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad are back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the babysitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, because that damn miilkman is a son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!''