How To Dick Knob Someone
Step 1
Wait until nighttime. When target is asleep, remove door knob from door.
Step 2
Insert dick into hole. Use step ladder if necessary.
Step 3
Knock. Wait.
Step 4
Brag.
Me: Totally dick knobbed Derek last night
Friend: Hah! He touched your dick!
Me: I even had an erection at the time!
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