Chapter two: what the hell?

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Zai’s Pov

“hoy Zai! ano ba ang problema mo at hindi mo man lang ginagalaw yang food mo huh? – Monic

yup, andito  nako sa Tagaytay with my friends

“Oo ngah tapos kanina kapa hindi nagsasalita diyan? – Iris

“hello, Iris at kelan pa nagging maingay yang si Zai, ? – Hanna

“teka, ikaw ngah Zai Jane, mag sabi ka sa amin ng totoo, ano ba talagang nagyari sayo at pagkadating mo palang kaninag madaling araw eh dih na ma explain yung face mo , kulang nalang manapak ka na ng tao  - Jade

“oo ngah, nakauwi kanaman ng buo, tapos hindi kanamang mukhang na rape, so? ano talaga ang nangyari? – Alice, loka ‘toh rape agad ? !

“hmp, ok, ganito kasi yon, …

…Flashback

“Hoy! san mo  ba talaga ako dadalhin huh? – lokong ‘to! mamatay nako sa kaiisip kung san kami punpunta  tapos siya wala lang paki alam,

“ quit shouting? will you? and just calm down - >_<

“how do you expect me to come down? when some stranger  is taking me to somewhere in the middle of the night ?! – why do people always ask me to calm down in times like this? agh!

“ok! ok! easy, where here, - huh ?

“eh?? gutom ka? – eh pano sa isang restaurant kami nag punta

“nope – easy niya lang sabi habang nag hahanap ng place na pwedeng pag parkan , I think.

“you’re not hungry, I’m not hungry, so what the hell are we doing here? – sabi ko habang tinatanggal yung seatbelt ko, peste ayaw matanggal!

“let’s just say, I got some jobs for you ;)-----

“dug…dug…dug..

O_O

pesteng lalaking to papatayin ata ako sa sakit sa puso, pano banaman kasi halos mag dikit na yung mga labi naming nung tinaggal niya yung seat belt ko,

^Q^

“hey, didn’t I tell you to stop drooling ? ---- >_<

“hoy! sinong nag lalaway ah! ang kapal mo! kala mo kung sinong gwapo! – agh! kainis!

“ok, whatever you say, - sabi niya lang tapos bumaba na nung kotse

“hoy! ano bang’ jobs’ yang pinag sasabi mo huh? at sino namang nagsabi sayong naghahanap ako ng trabaho? at mas lalo namang sinong nagsabi sayong papayag akong magtrabaho sayo? just so you know kahit-----

“sssshhh, you talk too much, this is how it goes ok? I’m breaking up with my girlfriend, and I need you to pretend as my ‘new’ girlfriend so that she’ll quit insisting to be with me anymore – huh? ano bang pinag sasabi ng lalaking to? paki explain ngah ng mabuti sakin yung Tagalog ah para malinaw!

“huh? what the hell are you talking about?!

“listen ok? you don’t need to do anything but to pretend as my girlfriend, whatever  I’ll say just agree with me ok? and all you need to do is to relax, and I’ll do the rest – WOW. as in capital W-O-W, wala, baliw na tong lalaking ‘toh

“hey, and what made you think that I’ll do whatever it is you want me to do ? *smirk*– huh! loko!

“ah, maybe because you want to have a ‘Red’ Sports Car – huh ? ano namanaman daw?

“I don’t get it!

“huh! what do I expect? ok, if you’ll gonna do ‘properly’ these things  I want you to do, see that car out there? it’s all yours – huh? teka! seryoso bato? yung poging Red Sports Car na yon? ibibgay niya sakin? patawa siya!

“you kidding right? – oh gad! he can’t be serious

“nope, I’m serious, so, just behave and relax – sabi niya pa tapos hinawakan yung kamay ko pesteng lalaking to chansing din eh!

“welcome ma’am, sir, good evening – sabi nung guard pag kapasok namin.

“hoy, ano ba talaga sa tingin mo ang ginawaga mo huh!

“ayun siya oh, basta just compose yourself – sabi niya na parang binaniwala lang yung sinabi ko, tapos may tinuro siya na girl, ay mali may tinuro siya na Beauty Queen, grabe ang ganda ng girl tapos sasabihin niy na pinagpalit niya yun sakin? huh! patawa siya!

“Liam,

“Hey Vic this is Bea my ‘new’ girlfriend, so you convinced that I’m breaking up with you now ? – huh!? teka, seryoso ba talga tong lalaking to, at nag iimbento pa ng pangalan

“what! no! yang babaeng yan?! Liam naman! ipagpapalit mo nalang ngah ako sa.. sa… isa pang manang! B*tch – huh! teka! teka! tama ba yung narinig t-kong tawag niya sakin!

“teka! sinong Manan-------

“hey babe, be careful of your words this girl you’re insulting right now is my girlfriend – sabi ni Liam? sabay hawak sa kamay ko,

ok. ang lambot lang ng kamay niya  -_-

“I don’t believe it Liam, don’t fool me, I know how to play your games, what do you think of me? easy-to-get-rid-off kind of girl? well you’re freaking wrong – huh!

“hey listen babe – sabi ni Liam tapos lumapit siya sakin yung sobrang lapit as in yung tipong mag ka nose to nose na kami

“Believe it or not but the first time I saw this girl I couldn’t think of anything than to be with her forever ------

“dug..dug..dug… - teka ano nananaman tong nararamdaman ko !?

“that’s not true!!!-vic

“yes, it is babe – sabi niya pa ng hindi pa inaalis yung position niya , sh*t ang wafu!

^Q^

“I don’t believe you!!! - vic

“hmm? want some prove?

O_O

“told you to stop drooling right ? ------

end of flashback

“waaaaaaaaaaah! nakakakilig naman yun! – Iris

“so that’s explain the Gorgeous Car huh ? – Alice

“pero teka, does it mean that he stole your First kiss after your last break up ? – Joan

“sh*t! kelangan pa talaga ipaalala Joan?!- me

“so, true ngah? – Bella

“tsh! oo na ngah sabi!

“What the hell?!

aghhhhh! nakakainis ! sarap balatan ng buhay ng lalaking yun!

Real talk: I wanna kill that jerk!

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