Dear Miranda/Colleen Ballinger:
Hi. My name is Joshua David Evans. I am 26 and live in Los Angeles. I am just a regular guy who eats hotdogs and watches Netflix. A few weeks ago I was watching YouTube videos and I came across one of yours. Well not you, your alter ego, MirandaSings. I saw this character saying Haters Back Off and I was laughing so hard. I thought this "Miranda" girl was kinda crazy because you have to admit, if she was a real person, she would probably be in a mental hospital. Then I was confused. This girl who has 100,000,000 subscribers acts like this, any people LIKE IT? But then I came across you. The real you. Colleen Mae Ballinger. The girl behind the lipstick. I watched your videos and immediately I felt something. Something that was never to ever be explained, not even to myself. But to put it into words that you will understand, I love you. Your thinking this is a email from one of 100,000,000 subscribers, but it's not. This is not a crush, a fantasy, a dream, a ploy. This is love. I saw your video and I immediately knew that it was love at first sight. This is the most creepiest letter you have ever saw I bet, but I need you. I love you.
Sincerely,
Joshua Evens (JoshuaDTV) on YouTube
