Will created the group "Hey guys!"
Will added Jonny, Guy, Phil and Chris
Will: Hey guys! I created this group so we can chat about non-Coldplay stuff.
Guy: Hi
Jonny: Um, hello?
Will: Sup!
Jonny: I think you added the wrong person.
Will: Wdym?
Jonny: Perhaps you wanted to add Jonny Buckland, but ended up adding Jonny Greenwood...
Will: Oh, I see what you mean! Yeah, I think I added the wrong guy, sorry.
Guy: What? No, I'm Guy Berryman.
Jonny: I think he meant the wrong guy, not the wrong Guy. I'm called Guy too though.
Guy: 😆 I see. Thx.
Jonny: Np.
Jonny: I should probably leave now.
Jonny left the group
Will: Ok, now I'll add the right Jonny lol.
Will added Jonny
Jonny: ...
Will: Hey there!
Jonny: I should really change my username.
Jonny changed their username to FASTER JONNY
FASTER JONNY: Wtf, I think someone hacked into my account and changed my username to FASTER JONNY
Phil: 😂 don't worry, that's probably Thom. He hacked into my account last week and changed my username to BADCR78.
Will: Wait... aren't you Phil Harvey?
Phil: Yeah, um, no.
Phil left the chat
FASTER JONNY changed their username to Jonathan Richard Guy Greenwood.
Jonathan Richard Guy Greenwood: Better.
Jonathan Richard Guy Greenwood left the chat
Chris: I should probably change my username too.
Chris changed their username to Wolstenbeast
Guy: NO FUCKING WAY WHO THE FUCK IS WOLSTENBEAST? FUCK!
Will: Guy...
Guy: Oh yeah haha sorry.
Wolstenbeast: Hello, I'm not the Chris you meant to add...
Guy: I can see that
Wolstenbeast: Yeah, I'm leaving now.
Wolstenbeast left the chat
Guy: That was weird, man.
Will: Now I'll add the right guys.
Will added Chris, Jonny and Phil
Chris: Oh hi there!
Will: Hey guys! This group is to chat about non-Coldplay things...
Chris: Cool!
Jonny: Hello 🙂
Phil: Cool idea Will!
Will: Thx man.
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HumorSome chats with the people of Coldplay, Radiohead and Muse. Just my poor try at writing humor, I love these bands. DISCLAIMER this is going to have very low updates. My apologies and thank you if you are reading.
