Chris: Hey
Dom: Hi...
Chris: So... Dom...
Dom: Yes... Chris... ?
Chris: I think I made a small mistake...
Dom: ...
Dom: Care to explain?
Chris: Well... I might have, accidentally, told Matt about our plan to take over Brazil...
Dom: WHAT
Chris: Yeah...
Dom: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND
Chris: Yeah...
Dom: This is terrible
Dom: Just
Dom: Terrible
Chris: Yeah...
Dom: STOP
Dom: SAYING
Dom: Yeah...
Chris: What do you want me to say?
Dom: I don't know
Chris: Look man I'm sorry
Dom: Oh yes you are
Chris: But hey not everything's lost
Dom: wdym
Chris: We still have most of Europe
Dom: Well that's a good point...
Chris: If we do everything right we can still win!
Chris: We don't need Brazil right now...
Dom: I want to trust you but I'm not sure I do
Chris: I know you want to ;)
Dom: Alright
Dom: Wait
Chris: OH NO
Dom: And we lost yet ANOTHER TERRITORY
Dom: CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK
Chris: Yeah...
Chris: I mean
Chris: Fuck
Chris: SORRY
Chris: It won't happen again, I promise
Dom: Alright just roll the dice
Chris: Are you ready for the greatest comeback?
Dom: Please
Dom: Chris
Dom: Just roll the dice
Dom: FUCK
Chris: SORRY
Dom: NOT AGAIN
Chris: Yeah..
Dom: And now WE ARE OUT OF THE GAME
Chris: Yeah...
Dom: STOP SAYING YEAH
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THE MUSE
Matt: Guys is everything alright?
Chris: Yeah...
Chris: Why?
Matt: I mean
Matt: It's just a game
Dom: And you're telling us this because...
Matt: You don't need to text each other
Matt: You can just talk
Matt: yk?
Chris: Yeah...
Dom: Shhh
Dom: It's our strategy
Matt: Well
Matt: You already lost
Matt: So I guess we should
Dom: Thank us?
Matt: Ask you to leave
Matt: And get dressed because you have to pay 😈
Dom: we are getting fucking fucked
Chris: Yeah...
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HumorSome chats with the people of Coldplay, Radiohead and Muse. Just my poor try at writing humor, I love these bands. DISCLAIMER this is going to have very low updates. My apologies and thank you if you are reading.
