Chris Martin The Real One: Hi
Jonny Boy: Hey
Chris Martin The Real One: So...
Jonny Boy: 🙂
Jonny Boy: Sup?
Chris Martin The Real One: How are you?
Jonny Boy: Fine, thanks!
Jonny Boy: I've been playing the guitar more often, I came up with some stuff that could fit well in the new album.
Chris Martin The Real One: That's awesome Jay! I haven't got much time to work in the new album, but hopefully I will after Mosey's event is over.
Jonny Boy: Well we really don't have to worry much, we've got time.
Chris Martin The Real One: I guess...
Chris Martin The Real One: I wrote some nice lyrics though...
Jonny Boy: I'm sure it will be an amazing song, can you show me?
Chris Martin The Real One: I'll show you tomorrow, when we meet at the studio.
Jonny Boy: Oh ok, that's fine
Chris Martin The Real One: It's because I want everyone to be there, it's kind of a surprise.
Jonny Boy: Sounds interesting! I can't wait
Chris Martin The Real One: Um, Jonny
Jonny Boy: Yes?
Chris Martin The Real One: That's not why I'm texting you actually...
Jonny Boy: What happened?
Chris Martin The Real One: Well, I wanted to tell you that I love you.
Jonny Boy: I love you too Chris, you're my best friend, we've known each other for so many years
Chris Martin The Real One: I meant that I love you as...
Chris Martin The Real One: Um...
Jonny Boy: Oh...
Chris Martin The Real One: Yeah, I know you probably don't feel the same way though
Jonny Boy: I love you too Chris, as... um... you know...
Chris Martin The Real One: REALLY? I mean, are you serious?
Jonny Boy: Of course! I've loved you since we met more than 20 years ago! I've wanted to tell you since, but I wasn't brave enough...
Chris Martin The Real One: I can't believe it! I feel the exact same way!
Jonny Boy: Wait, we've liked each other for more than 20 years?
Chris Martin The Real One: Looks like 😂
Jonny Boy: So we could have got married?
Chris Martin The Real One: Yup
Chris Martin The Real One: I seem to have married Gwyneth when I could have married you.
Chris Martin The Real One: Well, she gave me two beautiful kids so it wasn't that bad after all.
Jonny Boy: Hey, we can still get married...
Chris Martin The Real One: Hmm
Chris Martin The Real One: So, Jonathan Mark Buckland
Jonny Boy: Yes
Chris Martin The Real One: Love you
Jonny Boy: Love you more honey
Chris Martin The Real One: No
Chris Martin The Real One: You are the honey
Jonny Boy: I thought I was a rock
Chris Martin The Real One: You're both
Chris Martin The Real One: Honey you are a rock
Jonny Boy: Can't wait to tell the others
Chris Martin The Real One: ❤️
Chris Martin The Real One: Wait
Jonny Boy: ?
Chris Martin The Real One: Aren't you married?
Jonny Boy: Shit
Jonny Boy: I am
Chris Martin The Real One: ☹️
Jonny Boy: Well, I'll have to get a divorce then.
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MizahSome chats with the people of Coldplay, Radiohead and Muse. Just my poor try at writing humor, I love these bands. DISCLAIMER this is going to have very low updates. My apologies and thank you if you are reading.
