Colin created the group "Jonny's b-day"
Colin added Thom, Ed, Phil, Nigel, and Stanley
Colin: Hey guys! I created this group because Jonny's 50th birthday is coming and, you know, I was hoping we could do something special for him.
Ed: Wait, but it's months away!
Colin: I know, but let's not procrastinate!
Thom: Come on Colin! I get he's your brother and you love him (we all do) but you're exaggerating a bit, don't you think?
Phil: A bit?
Thom: Well, A LOT
Colin: Hey! It's gonna be fun, trust me.
Thom: Yeah, sure 😒
Colin: *_-
Thom: ...
Colin: So...
Nigel: Guys, Coz could be right... maybe it would be fun!
Ed: Maybe
Phil: Excuse me but no. I have other things to do right now.
Phil: We could do it later, it's til November.
Colin: Come on! Please 🥺
Phil: I'd have to think about it.
Stanley: I'm in!
Nigel: Yay!
Colin: Yay! We're three now.
Ed: Fine 🙄
Colin: Thom... Phil...
Phil: I told you, I'll think about it.
Thom: NO
Colin: Come on!
Thom: No, let's do it later! We still have time!
Colin: Don't waste your time or time will waste you!
Thom: Don't!
Thom left the chat
Phil: I decided
Phil: NO
Phil left the chat
Colin: Guess we can plan it without them.
Nigel: Sure!
Ed: Now that I think of it...
Ed left the chat
Nigel: NO WAY
Colin: Those bastards...
Nigel: Don't worry, everything will be fine, Jonny won't forget that birthday party!
Colin: Well, yeah! Three is enough.
Stanley: Sorry guys, I think I can't help you... something happened, I'll tel u later.
Stanley left the chat
Colin: ...
Nigel: Well...
Colin: This won't work 🥲
Nigel: Colin... it will!
Colin left the chat
Nigel: I guess I'll have to do this by myself.
I think Jonny is a vampire and he's sucking Thom's youth. Thx for reading.
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