Dumbledore's Bucket List

Well, I'm kinda screwed. Snape's just after telling me that Draco has to kill me or else he will die. This is really not my week! First I run out of bath salts then the sorting hat told me I should have been in Hufflepuff and made me cry, now this.

Anyway I guess I should make a list of stuff I should do before I die. I'll just tell anyone who asks what I'm doing, I'm getting a beard trimmed. I don't think Harry would believe that though. Crap, I'll just have to say I'm destroying horcruxes or something. Anyway onto the list...

-Buy Snape a pair of my groovy silky pajamas for Christmas

-Whip my beard beard back and forth

-Get elevator music for my staircase (preferably Eminem- Slim shady)

-Make friends with Gandolf

-Send Voldemort an e-card at Hanukkah 

-Set up a wattpad account called IAmDumbledore

-Buy some bath salts.

-Write a book about all of Harry's adventures.

-Get my tongue pierced.

-Take over Honeydukes MWHA HA HA }:D

-Be awesome (tick)

-Create a new smiley :¬D (its a non-voldemort friendly smiley because it has a nose)

-Go to a Weird Sisters concert

-Get Flitwick a girlfriend who isn't taller than him

-Get some new bling- this weird ring of Voldemorts is a bit too emo for my hip style. Word my homies

-Get some Abercrombie and Fitch cologne (man Draco Malfoy smells good)

-Get the students and Voldemort to stop calling me Dumbledope because it hurts my feelings

-Ask V-dog where did he get his nose job

-Pimp my broom

Hmmm I think I'll go be awesome some more. Peace out my homies, I so gangster. Yo.

The Next Day At Hogwarts...

Hey guys? Do you know what Dumbledope's up to?" asked Harry as he approached Gingy and bushy-haired girl. "No but did you hear he got his tongue pierced!" exclaimed Gingy. 

"Whatever fatty, anyway I just wanted to ask him where he got his cologne because he smells good," Harry replied.

"Well some odours come from the swedeneese winple plant or it's latin name swedeneesiouswinplous plantacus," said the bushy-haired smart girl.

"Man I really need cooler sidekicks," Harry muttered to himself. Just then he noticed Cho Chang walking towards him. His heart began racing. "Hey Harry," she said to him with a smile. Harry was jst about to reply when Gingy said:

"HEY CHO! YOU AND HARRY SHOULD GO OUT AGAIN BECAUSE HE REALLY LOVES YO-" 

"GINGY I WILL KILL YOU!"

With that, Ron began to run as fast as his fat little legs would carry him. Harry turned back around to Cho who was blushing like mad. "So do you want to go ou-" Harry started.

"No. You suck."

                                                         THE END!!!!!

Aaah wasn't that enjoyable xD Sup peoples? IAmFred isn't smart enough to know that my super awesome ninja bunny skills would get her password MWHA HA HA }:D anyway... zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

Thanks for reading...are you suprised you didn't get a cookie MWHA HA HA I love the dark side...

IAmGeorge out. Peace my homies <3