Dazai X Chuuya (one shots)

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●Chuuya's P.O.V●

It was someone in the Port mafia's birthday and everyone had decided to go out for a drink "nO SHUT UP IM NOT THAT DRUNK!!!" I yelled at Tachihara he was getting on my nerves at this point and then he replied "oh yea well prove it.!" He said matterofactly I just shook my head and yelled "I DON'T NEED TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU!!!"

"Can you keep it down Chuuya." Akutagawa said taking a sip of his drink I got mad and said "fine I'll prove it idiot" and so i order us some drinks to take and see who can drink the moast and so we started and then I started drinking

《Time skip 7mins》

●Dazai's P.O.V●

I was minding my own business reading my favourite book and being yelled at by Kunikida because I was ment to be finishing off paper work because i had to work late becouse I hadn't done my report and Kunikida was there becouse he was my partner on the job and needed me to do the report but "oh well sucks to be you" I said

"DAZAIIIII!!! YOU KNOW IT WAS DUE TODAY BUT YOU ARE STILL HERE BECAUSE YOU NEED TO WRITE THE REPORT SO STOP READING THAT STUPID BOOK AND DO YOUR WORK!!!" He yelled at me as I just stood there trying not to laugh angry Kunikida is hilarious

"Okay fine, chill out I will do my work." I said putting my hands up in defeat and I sat at my desk and started typing my report and then my phone started to ring and the i got loads of notifications when I didn't answere it and then i got a call after call and then Kunikida said "Just answere the stupid phone Dazai or put it on silent"

I rolled my eye's and check the caller ID it was Chuuya "I wonder what he wants" I thought out loud and then I picked up after many the tenth call

"Hello chuu~" I said in a flirty tone hoping to piss him off but when I was silent for a second i asked "chuuya?" And then i got a reply "hEy-hic Dazai~" Chuuya drunkenly slured down the phone

Well this is not going to end well "what do you need Chuuya" I asked wondering why he had called me and then he drunkenly slured out an answer "w-hic-ell I was trying to prove s-hic point but then thEy-hic left me-" I was a little confused who had left him and why he had called me "why don't you call someone to pick you up then? " I asked and he responded "I-hic did-" I just thought about it and then said "do you need me to pick you up Chuu"

It was silent on his end for a couple of seconds before he "yeaS-hic" and then I got up and grabbed my jacket and waved goodbye to Kunikida I could here him yelling angrily at me but i just made my way to my car and then I asked Chuuya "so were are you right now Chuu?" Then he was silent for a second and said "a-hic bar" I rolled my eyes and said "that isn't helpful what bar?" Then he replied "I don't-hic know." And then I said "well go outside and look at the sign outside." I said as I sat in my car waiting for him to tell me what bar it was "it's hic-lupins or somthing like that-hic" I just said "okay I'm on my way." I said before hanging up and driving to the oh so familiar bar

I hope he stays out of trouble because when he is drunk he is kinda hard to deal with I hope he doesn't pic a fight with someone otherwise I will have to use my ability to stop him and that just sounds like to much work I am just going to pick him up and drop him off at home or somthing

I puller up outside the bar to see him pushing someone away from himself I better step in before he kills the guy. So I made my way over and said "hey chu chu~ I'm here now~" and chuuya looked at me and smiled and said with a disgusted look"finally this creep wouldn't leave me alone" I rolled my eyes well at least he wasn't picking a fight as I was thinking that he followed up with "so I punched him in the face and stabbed his leg" I just looked at him with a deadpan expression this little fucker "so were did ya park dazai?" "Over there" I said pointing over to the car