Dazai X Chuuya (one shots)

🖍Misunderstanding🖍

●Chuuya's P.O.V●

I woke up after a late night of drinking and hopping from bar from bar and I start try and remember what happend the night before in the mostly dark room that I was in and then I felt someone move behind me and that's when I realized there was someone's arms around my waist

"shit shit SHIT I hope nothing happened last night" I thought to myself trying to pry the persons arms from around my waist to make a clean get away and as I grabbed his arm to move it I felt bandages and got pissed and then i blushed thinking of what I could have done with dazai the only memories from last night were me leaving a bar really drunk and then stumbling into this room

Then I realized that if dazai was drunk two we would never talk again as much as I say I hate him he is fun to laugh at. I grabbed his arm and slowly moved it and I started to slowly sit up to get out of the bed and as I stoop up I immediately fell to the floor and I felt a pain in my leg the thud had woken him up and he sat up looking around then, next to him and then down at me on the floor

He just looked at me and burst out laughing "HEY WHATS SO FUNNY ASSHOLE!" I yelled at him and attempted to stand up and try and hit him but immediately ended up face first on the bed and he laughed again and said "so do you not remember what happend last night?"

I glared at him and said "clearly not so just fucking tell me.!" With that he smirked and said "well after you left the bar drunk with akutagawa you tried to show him how to tell if a fire hydrant was fake or not by kicking it and so you kicked it so hard and actually shattered your big toe bone and fractured one of your toes and then you fell on the floor and then pulled out your phone and called me and said 'hey dazai come get meee pleas I hurt my foot' so me being the amazing person I am came to help you and then I took you to the hospital and they told me that so then I brought you back to my place and here we are"

I just staired at him dumbfounded and blinking and then I said "well that doesn't explain why I am half naked and being cuddled by you in a strange room?!" He just looked at me laughed and then said "well you threw up on yourself and the cuddling thing was an acsident lol" I looked at him with a disgusted expression and he just looked at me and said "what why are you looking at me like that?" I just said "are you really asking you just used an abbreviated word in real life"

He just laughed it off shitty asshole