Dazai X Chuuya (one shots)

⭐❤Police protection❤⭐

A/N: it is a non special ability AU so they dont have any special ability but the armed detective agency is like the police but they come to help out with mafia related issues and Chuuya is not part of the port mafia anymore but he was.

●Chuuya's P.O.V●

"I can't belive that they put me on the late shift again" I complained outloud as I walked down the street back to my house because my car had broken down today is really not my day.

When I finaly made it back to my house there was a note on my door and I just grabbed it and thought i would look at it when i got in so i did and it said somthing stupid about me being in the way of somthing I just rolled my eyes and was about to throw it in the bin until I saw who it was from "the- port mafia-" I said outloud I hadn't had to deal with them for ages but I knew they would act on what they said "why are they such a pain in my ass" I said out loud

So I decided to call the armed detective agency in the hopes that they might be able to send someone to come and protect me not like I need protecting it is just my life is to valuable because I am amazing obviously

But I just called them and asked them to send someone over to wait outside my house because the port mafia had threatened me I hated relying on people but this could end badly and knowing them they would probably torcher me insted of killing me straight away because they think I am a traitor and that thought sceard me

After I ended the call I went and hopped in the shower and put my clothes in my washing basket to clean later on at some point and as I was in the shower.

Not even 5 minutes into my shower and I heard something crash to the floor in my kitchen I was concerned so I got out the shower and left it running for the time being hoping whoever it was would think I was still in there and didn't notice and then I grabbed a towel and wrapped it around my body and stood behind the door and called the armed detective agency and explained that I thought that the person was in my house they sent the person outside to come in and check it out

I heard some more banging and crashing and I heard someone yell and so I turned my shower off and opened the door and looked out into the hallway and couldent see anyone so I made my way to the kichen only to see some guy with brown hair and bandages lying on my floor face first with my dog laying ontop of the guy I then asked "who the fuck are you and what the fuck are you doing in my fucking house!" At this point I grabbed a knife off the counter and the person replied "wow my love you curse quite a lot for a beautiful woman." He said smiling

"I AM NOT A FUCKING WOMAN CAN'T YOU TELL BY MY VOICE. AND THAT DIDN'T ANSWERE MY FUCKING QUESTION IDIOT!!" I yelled at him kicking him in the arm and he chuckled

he fucking chuckled and said "I'm a member of the armed detective agency the one who was ment to keep you safe and I came in becouse I got a command to come in as they thought someone was in your house and I get in only to be attacked by this stupid dog." He stated nonchalantly with his face still in the floor and then my dog gets off him so he sits up and he looks at my dog like he is disgusted

"Oh and I thought you were a woman because of your figure" he said loud enough for me to just about here but he said it almost so quiet I coulden't hear it

"YOU FUCKING DICK!!" I yelled as I left the room to go and grap somthing to put on becouse this guy was creeping me out a little I mean he was hot but still wait what the fuck am i thinking he is a creep

Not even a second after I get to my bedroom door I hear a load of gunfire going off in my living room out of confusion I walk out only to see a shootout between a couple of port mafia members and the creepy bandage man wait I don't even know his name