"Lol not my problem. Ta ta nerds" Techno said as calmly as possible as he floated back into the heavens.
"it's ok Peppa. You've finally accepted the fact you're a karen. Now. Just become vegan from now on." A mysterious voice whispers.
"NO! I don't want to be vegan. I'll eat all the bacon I want!"
"No, that's cannibalism Peppa." The voice says. It wasn't clear who was speaking. But they sounded very weird.
Not soon after the voice spoke. The Pig's eyes turned white and her soul was violently tugged out of her body. Being replaced with the soul of a Karen's.
"Keanu.."
"I Know What You're Thinking Steve"
"Should we.."
"Yes Steve. We Should."
Keanu stood up from their picnic. This is the only thing they could do to stop this pig Karen.
Keanu soon pulls out a mini gun from his pockets and started rapidly shooting the pig.
"KEANU! THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT-"
"I KNOW."
"I LIKE YOUR THINKING THOUGH KEANU." And so Steve took out a mini gun as well and started violently shooting Peppa to the beat of Pumped Up Kicks.
"OW, LET ME SPEAK TO YO-" not soon after the beginning of that idiot's sentence she dropped dead. "Yo what the fu-" was her last sentence.
"YA! We did it Keanu!" Steve frantically said as he posed as an anime girl with his blonde hair.
"I'm So Proud Of Us Steve!" Keanu said while also posing as an anime girl. But this is one of those anime girls who are very shy and bad at conversations.
Just then they hear a faint Ruh Roh in the distance.
"Scooby?! Is that you?" Steve exclaims awaiting for the dog's presence.
"STEVE! KEANU! YOU'RE IN DA-"
Just as the dog stood a single paw in the circumference of the two. He ded integrates (disintegrates) into nothing but dust. Scoob's dust remains soon flew into the air. Never seen again.
"Tsk Tsk Tsk. Theoretical physics my dear dog. Theoretical physics.
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Steve Harvey and the fried potatoes
RandomThis was the first story I had ever made. I don't update it much but when I do, be alarmed. I make everything up as I go. Everything i write is horrible and bad. (Also, RIP Technoblade. He was added to the story before his unfortunate passing. Despi...
