"WOAH THERE KEANU!" Steve said in a hurry.
"What Is This Foolish Human?" The MAN said.
"W-what if Peppa comes back." Family Feud man asked. It is a fact to never trust a pig. Especially if it has a diamond sword and wears a gown.
"You Know What... That's Possible" Keanu sits there in the middle of the air with his hand pushed against his chin.
"Steve..."
"Yes Keanu?"
"Lmao! That Pig Is Incredibly Stupid. She Won't Come Back With Anything Good." They both started laughing at high velocities.
Until.
The ground shook the floor like in, like, the second or third chapter? I don't know.
AND BARNEY THE DINOSAUR CAME OUT THE FLOOR WITH PEPPA PIG TAPED TO HIS HEAD.
"HAHAHA, I'VE COME FOR REVENGE STEVE AND KEANU" the idiot taped pig screamed.
"You And What Ar- Nevermind You Don't Need An Army Since You Have The Purple Thing"
"THAT'S RIGHT KEANU! BARNEY AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD. WE'LL EVEN BEAT UP DORA!"
"That's Impossible Without Our Help!" Keanu yelled because Barney is way too tall.
"THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK" Then, the pig brought out a diamond sword and pointed it to the sky.
"What do you think you're doing Peppa! You can't summon him! He isn't even considered a meme by Reddit yet!" Steve yelled as the golden locks of hair he had blew in the magical... sword... wind.
"TOO BAD STEVE. I SUMMON THEE. MY COUSIN!"
"Her cousin?"
"Your Cousin?"
"ThE cOuSiN?"
"MY COUSIN!"
And here he floated down from the heavens.
It really was him.
"COUSIN PEPPA! What did you summon me for Nerd."
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Steve Harvey and the fried potatoes
DiversosThis was the first story I had ever made. I don't update it much but when I do, be alarmed. I make everything up as I go. Everything i write is horrible and bad. (Also, RIP Technoblade. He was added to the story before his unfortunate passing. Despi...
