"Hey Barney wtf is this pink thing." Said the first purple guy.
"Idk Thanos. But omg the way you said wtf was so hot, frick me" and so they started making out.
Peppa pig woke up from the intense pain she was in. "Sksksk you two are so like couple goals" and then she took a picture with the two of them kissing like weirdos.
But that bothered Thanos. "Hey idiot pig, I'm going to snap you out of existence you dummy."
"You mean dummy thicc right Thanos?" Said the purple dinosaur.
"What the hyuck Barney, I thought I was the only thicc one in your life! You're telling me you are in a relationship with this.. *SNIFFLE* PIG?" Thanos ran off crying.
"Hey Mr Barney sir. I have a few people I need to take my revenge on. Wanna join me"
"Ya sure little kid, just grab my hand and we can teleport to them ok! Just repeat after me ok?"
"Ok"
And so the two chanted:
"I hate you, you hate me, I will eat your family, with a great big mom and a kill from me to you. Iiiii haaaateeee youuuu"
They said it about 6 times if you wanted to know
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Steve Harvey and the fried potatoes
RandomThis was the first story I had ever made. I don't update it much but when I do, be alarmed. I make everything up as I go. Everything i write is horrible and bad. (Also, RIP Technoblade. He was added to the story before his unfortunate passing. Despi...
