ONE-SHOTS

Kearney Jr. - The Simpsons

Hi! This fanfiction was (kinda) requested by MrBurnsfangirl on my profile when I said I had no ideas. This is a really good idea, but it's only my second x Reader so if I mess it up! (Y/n) is your name, (L/n) is your last name/surname, (Y/s) is a younger sibling, (s/b) is sister/brother and... I think that's it! Basically, your friends are Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney. You are going to daycare to pick up your younger sibling and you meet Kearney and his kid, and then {insert spoiler here}. I'm just gonna see where this goes, hope you enjoy!!

(Y/n)(L/n) had moved to Springfield six years ago, just before your younger (s/b) had been born. Now, (y/s) is 6, and you are 17. Your sister had been dropped off at daycare, but there was an emergency at the power plant, so you had to go pick her up.

~5 minutes earlier~

You were lying on the sofa, on a phone call with Kearney, when your phone started ringing over the top of the call. "Just a minute I need to take this," you said, and put Kearney on hold. "Hello?"

"Oh, (Y/n)! There's been an emergency at the power plant and now I need to work overtime. Can you go pick (y/s)?"

"Sure, dad." You rolled your eyes and hung up. Then you called Kearney back.

"Sorry, I have to go pick (y/s) up from daycare."

"Oh, do you want a lift?" he asked.

"Sure, thanks," you replied.

"Cool. See you in a minute, (Y/n)."

"Yeah, see you, Kearney."

A couple minutes later Kearney's Hyundai was outside your house. He honked the horn and you went outside, carrying a small bag. You opened the door and stepped inside. It absolutely stunk, and you wound down the windows straightaway. "Sorry about the smell, (y/n)," he said.

"Doesn't matter," you gagged, "let's go."

~10 minutes later~

You and Kearney arrived at the daycare. He jokingly opened the door. "Madam," he laughed.

"Thank you sir," you sarcastically replied and headed inside.

Children were running around the daycare, clutching crayons, toy cars and Duplo (I'm not sure if they have Duplo in the Simpsons but whatever). Your younger (s/b) ran over to you, looked up, and then ran away to hide behind a colourful brick wall with another kid. As you squinted you could see it was Kearney's kid Jason (that is his name, right?), who looked like a smaller, more annoying Kearney. He held a Nerf gun, and shot some foam bullets at Kearney's chest. You laughed. "Come on, (y/s)," you said over the noise. They shook their head, grabbed Jason's hand and ran outside.

"I'm not going after them," Kearney said, sitting down on a plastic chair. The chair creaked loudly and sagged a little. You sat opposite him and took out your phone.

"Uh... while we're here can I ask you something?" You looked up. His eyes were on yours. "Well, I've been holding this back for a long time, and- well, I really like you, and I was wondering- willyougooutwithme?"

You stated at him for a second. Then, you reached across the table and took his hand.

"Yes."

Sorry it was so short, I didn't really have much of an idea, I just wanted to see where it took me! So here it is - a terrible Kearney x reader!! Thanks for reading it, I loved writing it, and look out for the next oneshot, coming soon!!