𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐄𝐖 ☼ Glee

2, Showmance.

SAY A LITTLE PRAYER!

WALKING UP SOME steps, Santana, Quinn and Tatiana were quick to roll their eyes. Standing there, was Emma Pillsbury and Will Schuester. "Get a room." Santana commented, staring at both teachers.

"Yeah, and not the choir room." Tatiana said, narrowing her eyes at Mr Schue as Quinn rushed to catch up with them.

"Ms. Sylvester wants to see you in her office, Mr. Schue. She doesn't like to be kept waiting." Quinn said.

"You got it." Mr. Schue responded, before Quinn caught up to Tatiana and Santana. Tatiana turned her head to face Quinn, and linked their arms together as Santana found Brittany - who rushed up to them with the biggest smile on her face.

...

"THE CELIBACY CLUB is now in session." Quinn said from in between Santana and Tatiana. "Thanks to a school rule that says we have to let anyone join the club, we're welcoming two new members this week. Rachel Whatshername and Something Davidson."

"Where are all the boys?" Rachel asked, leaning forward in her chair.

"Is that why you're here?" Tatiana asked, raising her eyebrows at them both who stared back at her. "For the boys?"

"No." Everleigh rolled her eyes. "It was just a question."

"They're down the hall." Quinn deadpanned, eyeing them both. "First half hour, we separate. Then we come together to share our faith." As if it were rehearsed, the Cheerios all stood up and walked away from their seats. Santana grabbed Tatiana's hand and twirled the girl under her arm as Quinn stared at the skirt (or so she says the skirt). "God bless the perv that invented these."

Tatiana continued spinning, while Quinn still stared. "Remember the power motto, girls." She said, and Tatiana finally stopped spinning and Quinn stopped staring.

"It's all about the teasing and not about the pleasing." The Cheerios all said simultaneously, before shaking their butts.

"Back it up like a dump truck, baby!" Santana exclaimed.

After half hour, the boys arrived and Quinn blew up the balloons. "Let's pair up for the Immaculate Affection." Quinn said, handing a balloon to Tatiana. "Now, remember, if the balloon pops, the noise makes the angels cry."

Tatiana paired up with Matt, like usual. Santana paired up with Edward. Brittany paired up with Puck. Quinn paired up with Finn. Everleigh paired up with Alexander, and Rachel paired up with Jacob Ben Israel.

Before Tatiana could even put the balloon between her and Matt, a balloon popped and everyone's attention was on Quinn and Finn. "Finn!" Quinn exclaimed.

"It must have hit my zipper." Finn replied, looking over Quinn's shoulder and at Rachel. Tatiana shared a look with Matt.

"You know what?" Rachel pulled away from JBI. "This is a joke." Everyone's attention was now on her. "Did you know that most studies have demonstrated that celibacy doesn't work in high schools. Our hormones are driving us too crazy to abstain. The second we start telling ourselves that there's no room for compromise, we act out. The only way to deal with teen sexuality is to be prepared. That's what contraception is for."