𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐄𝐖 ☼ Glee

14, Hell-O.

GIVES YOU HELL!

"HELLO," SAID MR. SCHUE. Everyone stared him, not saying anything. "Hello?"

"Hello." Everyone said weakly, other than Rachel who said it enthusiastically.

"What do you guys say when you answer the phone?" Mr. Schue wondered, walking forwards and towards the Glee Club.

"What up?" Mercedes replied.

"Who this be?" Artie said.

Everleigh chuckled, "Go ahead caller, you're on the air!"

"Hello kiddies." Edward said in a weird way, and Everleigh snickered.

"Road kill grill," Tatiana said, "you kill 'em, we grill 'em."

Rachel made a weird face while others around her laugh. "No, she's dead. This is her son." Kurt said, and Tatiana glanced at him.

"O-Kay... Alexander -," Tatiana glanced over at Alex, smiling at him. He returned the smile. "- Graham Bell, inventer of the telephone, liked to say Ahoy, ahoy when he answered the phone. It was Edison who decided that hello was a more appropriate greeting. Look, I am really proud of what you guys did at Sectionals, but as most of you have realised by now, it hasn't made a bit of a difference in your day-to-day at school."

"I have a slushie stained training bar to prove it." Rachel piped up.

Tatiana looked in her direction with a snicker. "You still wear training bras?"

She ignored her.

"The fact is, we're gonna have to be better, even more spectacular, at Regionals. It's time for some reinvention, some new New Directions. We need a new... hello. Here's your assignment for the week. Come up with a fresh number, but it had to have hello in the song title, alright?"

Tatiana grinned at Everleigh. "Well, Mr. Schue," he looked over at her, "we have a perfect song to start this lesson with."

The two girls stood up and Tatiana sat herself at the piano while Everleigh sat herself on top of it.

TATIANA:
Hello, it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
To go over everything
They say that time's supposed to heal ya
But I ain't done much healing

EVERLEIGH:
Hello, can you hear me?
I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be
When we were younger and free
I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet

EVERLEIGH & TATIANA:
There's such a difference between us
And a million miles

TATIANA:
Hello from the other side
I must've called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
But when I call, you never seem to be home