Once upon a time, there was a beautiful, davishing queen. She ruled over her people with complete care and love.
But the queen grew very lonely. Until she found her perfect sweets to make her life complete.
Oh what a wonderful fairytale it was. The two were always together, practically inseparable.
Until the dark days came where her lover was caught in bed with one of the maids.
Without a single sound, the queen walked in with an axe and beheaded the maid right on the bed.
As for the king, she chopped off his weenie. After watching him cry for a minute, the queen dragged him by his hair to the window for all of her people to see, and beheaded him right there.
His body was thrown into sewage and his head, was added to the queen's collection of Ex-Kings.
