Once upon a time, this girl was stalking this hot new face that moved into her neighborhood. Every single day, she'd watch him wash in the shower and play with his Spongebob toy.
The next day, she decided to strike. While he was showering, she snuck into his house and layed a trap for him by pouring slippery oil all over the floor.
As soon as he got out, he slipped and hit his head on the wall, being knocked unconscious. The girl dragged him all the way to her bedroom. She knew they'd be looking for him, so she did the smartest thing she could do.
She cut off his face, stuck it to a mannequin, and safely brought him back home.
He wasn't able to move his mouth at all, so the police never knew what happened to his face.
