Once upon a time, a girlfriend and her boyfriend were on the couch cuddling like every other couple would. Her boyfriend went off to go to the bathroom and as he did, his phone started ringing. His girlfriend, looked at the caller ID where it read, "Sara".
She quickly answered and said, "Who the hell is this?"
"This is -----'s girlfriend. Who is this?"
The girlfriend then got an idea to trick this Sara girl. She never thought her boyfriend would cheat on her again.
The girlfriend pretended to be her boyfriend and told Sara to come over, then hung up.
As soon as her boyfriend came out of the bathroom, she grabbed the lamp and bashed it in his head. He fell to the floor. Before Sara came, she dragged her boyfriend's body and through him into an empty hole in her backyard. As soon as Sara came over, she did the exact thing and threw her body over her boyfriend's. At the moment, she started burying them alive until her boyfriend woke up and said, "What are you doing?"
The girlfriend yelled, "This is the 7th time you cheated on me! Now you can die with the other 6 bimbos!"
And with that, the two were buried alive. The end.