"Don't mind me you guys, I'm just writing a letter to my boyfriend. Dear my boyfriend, thank you for making out with me in public on purpose, that was cool. Those flowers that you totally sent me were very pretty, just like you said I am. Love, Meg." : Family Guy
I feel so bad for you, Meg. If I were you, I'd kidnap the hottest guy I can find, make love to him, then kill him. Because that'd be the first and last guy you'd ever have.