(A/n): I'm just gonna come out with it, this is not a Valentine's Day special.
I just came across the term 'Schrödinger's Panties' while reading a certain manga called 'Denki-Gai no Honya-san', I found it hilarious and now this chapter was conceived.
This chapter takes place between chapters 6 and 7 after you got the house but before you were dating Kazuma.
Enjoy the side chapter.
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It was a warm and sunny weekend afternoon and you were once again treating Kazuma to lunch after she charged your MP3's batteries. It wasn't anything that burdened you, and you quite enjoyed her company. Eating with someone's much better than eating alone, doubly so if that someone's a cute girl (despite her tomboyish appearance, that is).
However, the two of you weren't the only ones who were occupying the table. You were joined by a fellow adventurer, a blonde Warrior named Dust.
Dust belonged to another party who you've worked with for something called a "Camp Raid", quests that required more than one party to accomplished. Those quests were usually focused on wiping out hostile encampments that are too close to settlements, taking care of those problems before they actually become problems.
Your party alongside Dust's were assigned together as a squad, and with the few conversations that you had, your parties actually became quite compatible. The only female member of their group, a Wizard named Lean, got along well with Kazuma and the others. While you on the other hand, (begrudgingly) got acquainted with the other members of the party, that being Dust, an Archer named Keith, and a Crusader named Taylor.
You were gladly surprised that they were quite the pleasant company, with the only peeve you have is Dust's assistance that you have a 'harem'.
You don't! Your relationship with your party was completely and absolutely platonic... sadly.
Though, that little fact was enough for him to get some free food out of you.
See, he suddenly dropped by on you and Kazuma because he thought that the two of you were on a date. You denied it, of course. Saying that you were only treating her as a thank you for a favor, the blonde then asked/forced you to treat him too if that were the case.
And now here he was drinking and munching the food that you 'treated' him to.
Dust: "Say, aren't you two partied up with that blue-haired Arch Priestess? The one with the super short skirt?"
In the middle of your meal, Dust suddenly asked a question.
(Y/n): "You mean Aqua? What about her?"
You asked curiously after taking another bite from your meal.
Dust: "...I don't know if you know or not, but the guys around here sort of have a betting pool."
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