My Traitor (Denki x Toga)

Meet the Children

Homeroom with class 1a is an impossible experience to describe, because depending on who you ask, you could get completely opposite replies. For example, if you were to ask Katsuki Bakugo about it, you would get something along the lines of "It's a shit show for fuckface extras." If you were to ask Shoto Todoroki a similar question, the response would be more along the lines of, "I guess it's ok. Loud." And if you were to question Denki Kaminari on the subject, he would inform you that  "One time Sero ducktaped mineta to the ceiling after he called Yaoyorozu the c- word. It's the greatest." 

This particular morning in homeroom showcased this variety of answers exceptionally well. In the front of the class Denki Kaminari has decided to warble some random Katy Perry song loudly at Katsuki Bakugos slouched form, while Eijiro Kirishima does background vocals and Mina Ashido leads Yuga Aoyama in an entire coordinated dance routine. 

A seat behind this impromptu concert, Izuku Midoriya is muttering profusely to himself and writing a complete analysis on the Allmight x Reader fanfic that he was up at ungodly hours of the night yesterday reading. Swarming him, and each pretending not know the subject of Midoriyas scribbles, are Tenya Iida, Ochako Uraraka and Tsuyu Asui. Their conservations roamed from subject to subject, including Asui's new earrings, manslaughter, Mineta getting punched in the face (repeatedly), revenge, and Bakugo and Kirishimas matching keychains. 

A few feet away, Momo Yaoyorozu is listening intently to Kyoka Jirou talk about her new favorite band, because the last one turned out to be full of rapists and misogynists. 

Behind them, Hanta Sero is threatening Minoru Mineta with his funky lil elbows. 

Rikido Sato is scrolling on his phone through all his favorite recipes, trying to figure out which one he'd like to do because he's a cute lil shit. 

Sitting in another desk is Koji Koda, who is making little origami animals because. He's. A. Cute. Lil. Shit.

 Mashirao Ojiro is staring at a wall contemplating his existence with Mezo Shoji. 

Toru Hagakure is nowhere to be found, so we must assume she's running around naked in the class or just simply not there.  

Tokoyami sits reveling in the darkness, because yes. He's also, completely unrelated, listening to My Chemical Romance on max volume. 

Behind him we see Shoto Todoroki who is sitting stalk straight in his chair like the awkward little dude he is, because it's seven in the morning and why is it so loud.

Now, enough with the scene setting, and onto the main story. Their teacher, Shota Aizawa, logrolled into the classroom in his trademark yellow sleeping bag, definitely still asleep.

"Alright class, shut up and get ready. On today's schedule, we have all the usual classes. For the Hero Training class, we will be..."

A/N: Heyyyyyy besties hope y'all liked the first chapter! Just so you know, in case you didn't check the tags or description, this is a satire fic. I basically tried to find the most absurd ship and write a fic about it. Have fun reading the rest, love y'all 😽😽😽