Teacher: hi gays lets take attendance where the hell is cash
Cash: e
Teacher: im marking u absent
Cash: y
Teacher: cuz u cant speak English all ur putting down is random letters
Cash: so are you, except those letters make up actual words
Trey: fax
Teacher: *marks cash present*
Mateo: Hi guys............... :(
Omar: what's wrong
Mateo: my mom spilled the cheerios on my favorite rug now I'm sad...... :(
Omar: do u rlly love your mom
Mateo: ofc.... :(
Omar: Ima kill her
Mateo: ok...... :(
Thiago: wtf are you alive
Mateo: not for long...... :(
Mateo: what's the point...... :(
Teacher: *kicks Mateo bc*
Teacher: lol to put him out of his misery
Omar: Two people I need to kill
Thiago: I thought u and Mateo were friends
Omar: no I mean the teacher u idiot
Veronica: like, uh, hai guys
Trey: saying "hai," is cringe, maybe spell it like a normal person does
Veronica: u aint normal 100%
Trey: fair, but neither are you
Omar's house be like: WOOOOOOOOOO ANOTHER FORTNITE WIN!
Omar: wtf stfu dustin
Lady in background: StOp DiStRaCtInG mY sOn FrOm HiS sChOoLwOrK
Omar: so playing fortnite is schoolwork?
Lady: lol yes it teaches him about guns
Omar: I-
Teacher: *mutes Omar*
Alab: hi I hate thiago
Thiago: I hate alab
Teacher: anyways pog question of the day what's ur favorite song
trey: anything by queen
Veronica: queen is trash idiot
Trey: what's your favorite song then?
Veronica: jojo siwa songs
trey: LMAOOOOAOOAOAOOAOOAOAOOAOAOAOOAOAOOAOA
Vinny: BAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Anyway mine is idk
Seungho: I like some stuff by BTS
Trey: more like ✨ B S ✨
Seungho: Ima pull a big alab
Seungho: >:O
Teacher: wtf I asked ur favorite song not ur favorite band
Austin: mine is that song dory sings from finding nemo
Trey: just keep drowning, just keep drowning, keep on drowning, drowning drowning.
Teacher: that isn't a real song Austie boi-
Austin: sure it is
teacher: no-
Nikolai: I like Let it Go bc it reminds me of the part in frozen when Elsa's ice castle collapses, which makes me think of Rosalie's house on fire
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Werewolfso like yeah the title, I have bad humor some running gags are: -Mateo acting depressed -Trey and Veronica fighting -Omar yelling -Teacher saying "hi gays." -Vinny reading Wattpad during class (Draco x Harry fan fictions). -Joshua bragging about hi...
