Google notification be like (ofc at 2:00 in the morning because thats when my teachers post assignments): I wIlL Be AbSeNt ToMoRrOw YoU wIlL hAvE a SuB bE wElL beHaVeD i CaRe aBoUt NoNe oF yOu hAvE a BaD wEeKend
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class go brrr
Teacher: hi gays
Everybody else: hi
Miguel: bye
Miguel has left the meeting
Teacher: does he always do that?
Cody: No. He usually never shows up.
Teacher: lol so anyways big pog tell me ur names and stuff
Teacher: sans can go first
Omar: My name is Omar.
Teacher: ok sans whats something about urself
Omar: we currently have 6 cats, 3 boys and 3 girls, but like uhh they all like to name them after humans. Like old-school names that nobody has anymore. Yes, we have a cat named Jacqueline
Teacher: well i
Alab: >:O
Teacher: whats your name
Alab: >:O
Teacher: IM-
Thiago: I HATE YOU ALAB
Alab: I HATE YOU THIAGO
Thiago: im gonna kiss alab to make them mad
Alab: AAAAAA
Trey: gay
Teacher: well smart guy you can go next ygtvhifhtu
Trey: I'm trey and like I'm cool and stuff
Qasim: no not really
Trey: STUFF IT SHIRTLESS
Teacher: *grabs popcorn*
Odette: KERMIT SLAYYYYY
Indah coming late to class: H-Hi g-g-gays-
Indah:
Indah has left the meeting
Teacher: ok lol lets do workouts then
Everyone except Mason: le groan
Teacher: your teacher told me yall like to listen to music while doing these so any song requests? you probably have a terrible taste in mu-
Trey: DONT STOP ME NOW
Veronica: that song is trash. put on Teenage Dream.
Teacher: wtf no
Odette: rainbow connection its from the muppets and I love kermit
Teacher: yall weird
John: never gonna give you up
Rosalie: let it go
Nikolai: the song that doesn't end
Mason: jeopardy music 10 hours
Mateo: sad song for broken hearts
Omar: polish cow
Viola: normal elevator music
Teacher: please stop I'm having a seizure
Teacher: *rick rolls class*
John singing along: We're no strangers to love~
Teacher: you know the rules and so do i. start doing pushups
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Werewolfso like yeah the title, I have bad humor some running gags are: -Mateo acting depressed -Trey and Veronica fighting -Omar yelling -Teacher saying "hi gays." -Vinny reading Wattpad during class (Draco x Harry fan fictions). -Joshua bragging about hi...