Why is Hetalia in my house?

Chapter Eight

I'm looking back and that chapter was less like a fanfiction and more like a crack fic. So I guess this story is going to become less realistic (like it was in the first place) and a couple chapters will more insane. Of course, I'm still going to follow along plot. Anyway, this chapter will have nothing to do with the story really, they all just got bored. The last chapter happened about an hour ago. Comment, vote, follow and read my other stories. Sayonara! ✌️

Reyna's POV

I was watching the video of the nations reactions to the stereotype songs. I eventually decided to look up and see what the world thought of the countries.

Why is Canada...
...better then the USA
Well, I like America but I can't argue with that one. I mean come on, free healthcare!
...a country
Um, he just is? Gah, my brain hurts! What is life!
...so nice
Really. The Internet is asking why people are nice. More like ask why they're arschloch.
...called the 6
Wha- what is that even supposed to mean? When has anyone called Canada the six?

Why is Prussia...
...so awesome
Ah. The satisfying feeling of finding a fellow Hetalian.
...no longer a country
Oh they did NOT just go there!
...called Prussia
How am I supposed to know? One sec I got to Google this...............apparently he originated from the Duchy of Prussia, a small region near Germany...the moar you know!

Why is the US...
...fighting ISIS
Terrorism? I'm sorry I'm not very up to date in the world. One sec, I got to ask America.
^I turned to America who was sitting next to me on my couch. "Why are you fighting ISIS?" He pauses, "Well, the UN designated it as a terrorist organization and as the hero, I have to fight him." (Yes, ISIS will be personified but will not make an appearance) "oh, ok." I say. "Why did you want to know?" America asks me. "I'm searching up random country related things and laughing at them." America grins, "Can I do it to?" I nod and we resume laughing at Google.^
...Internet so slow
Yeah America, why is your internet so slow?
A: No it's not!
Um, I wouldn't really know so let's just continue.

Why is England...
...called Great Britain
Uh, because he used to be an empire.
A: We should ask him.
^America yelled to England from across the room. "Yo Iggy, why are you called Great Britain?" England turned away from the television playing Sherlock. "I'm called Great Britain because it's my name git. Why do you want to know?" He says while walking over. "We're looking things up on Google and that just popped up." England looks at my IPad in interest. "Well, let's just continue." I say as England sits in the empty spot beside me.^
...called blighty
England what does that even mean?
E: It's an affectionate term for England. *proud smirk*
Oh.
...so gloomy
E: I take offense to that!

Why is Japan...
...so weird
Burn them with fire!
A: Calm down Reyna!
B-but, they're insulting anime.
A: ......... Kill them with bombs!
E: Calm down you wankers.
...called an archipelago
He is? Well, I guess he is a group of islands.
E: Are you insulting island nations?
No of course not! *nervous*
...so hard
I-I honestly have no response for that.

Why does England...
...celebrate Christmas
E: Why the bloody hell wouldn't I!
...still have a queen
E: Does someone have a problem with that?
A: Yes. Democracy bishes!

In France they...
...eat pizza like
Like what? Italians?
...kiss on Main Street
Is Main Street really romantic or something?
A: Ew
E: No it's a song.
F: (dare you to guess who it is) Ohonhonhonhonhon.

The Italian mafia...
...in New York
That makes no sense.
A: ！(◎_◎;) S. Italy has people in New York. *picks up phone* Sophia! (New York by the way) Has S. Italy been anywhere near you recently!
Welp.

Hetalia is...
...awesome
Gosh darn it Prussia. Stop spamming the Internet!
...England gay
E: (°_°) No.
A: But England-
E: No.
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
...Prussia dying
No.
...China a girl
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. *nervous sweat*
E: Reyna. What aren't you telling us?
ON TO SWITZERLAND

Switzerland is...
...neutral
Yes. We are aware.
...famous for
Idk what your talking about.
E: Cheese probably.
A: Or shotguns!
...awesome
Prussia. Stap.

Liechtenstein is...
...a schengen country
What.
E: I don't know either.
A: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
...a rich country
Come on. She's got the thriftiest brother in existence and is aggressively protected by said brother.
I: *shudder* Don't ever go running through his yard with no clothing.
Italy, it feels like you speak from experience?
I: *nods*
...a nice place to live in
I can't really be a judge of that.
Is Russia...
...still communist
A: Yes that commie bastard!
No America, he isn't.
E: Indeed.
...in Europe or Asia
All: I don't know............ ♪ Hello darkness my old friend..... I've come to meet with you again...........♪

And I hope you like it! I know this was really off topic, but I swear the next chapter will be more serious. Also, 123_eyes_on_me has been disagreeing with the way I spell colour and realise. Please message her and get her to believe me! So vote, comment, follow and read my other stories! Sayonara! ✌️