Why is Hetalia in my house?

Chapter Four

Oh Ma Gawd! I'm so sorry I took so long! I had finals, and now I'm in Florida, *insert fist pump and victory dance* It's so exciting! I plan on spamming everyone I know with palm trees *evil grin* It's even funnier because it's the middle of winter right now. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Anyway, I still don't own Hetalia, even though that would be awesome! So let us begin.

My POV

I finished pulling out the extra mattresses and air beds for the other nations to sleep on. "I'm really sorry everyone, I just don't have enough room unless a bunch of you wanted to share." To my surprise a bunch started to consent. "Oh, well I guess I could put these away." I say. England walked forward and took the beds from my hands, "I'll take care of these while you set up the rooms." On a side note he added, "Please don't put me with France." I laughed, "No he's sleeping down here, leave a couple still inflated." He nodded and I went upstairs to write up a list for the nations. After a few moments I called everyone to my living room. " Roxy, Zara and I will be sleeping in my room, Prussia and Germany will share and I guess Italy will just end up sleeping in Germany's bed anyway so him as well. Spain and S. Italy will sleep together, America and England, Sweden and Finland, Norway and Iceland with Denmark on the floor on an air bed per Norway's request. Japan, China will sleep together and France will be sleeping with Canada because he's like the only person he won't grope. Greece...I'm not even going to bother as he's already asleep." Everyone nodded, except France who was pouting and Romano who was blushing and saying he didn't want to sleep with Spain. On that note we all went to sleep.

~~In the morning~~

I yawned and got up from my position on the air bed on the floor and went downstairs to the kitchen. Nobody but Germany and England were awake. About an hour later, no one but Finland had woken up and that was only because Sweden had creeped him out. I sighed and went upstairs to wake everyone up. I started with Japan, "Kiku, Gerita and USUK has become canon." I whisper in his ear. He sat up immediately and ran downstairs fully dressed somehow and stared at Germany for ten straight minutes before I confessed I had lied. I whispered "Panda," for a complete minute before China woke up. I then went to America and decided to try a line from a comic I had found. "WHAT TEAM!" I yelled and America's eyes snapped open and he yelled, "WILDCATS!" Before rolling off the bed and swearing at me. I chuckled and told him I was going to be making pancakes and he ran downstairs to wait for me. I then went to Italy and Prussia and I yelled awesome for a couple seconds before Prussia sneezed and woke up. As he went to the bathroom to change I did my best to wake up Feliciano and he did nothing till I attempted to yell for England to help me and he sat up with a white flag in hand and looking around in terror. I shrugged and went to wake up France. All I did was borrow one of Germany's *ahem* mature magazines and waved it in front of his face while looking as far away from it as I could. I then went to wake up Sweden. I have to admit he looked pretty cute sleeping. That might have just been me considering my favorite character are people like Mori-Senpai and Kyoya from Ouran Highschool Host Club. I went up to him and simply said, "Finland in bondage." While keeping *read: completely failing* a poker face. He slowly sat up and stared at me, I merely shrugged and told him he could watch Finland eat pancakes and he just blinked what I guess was a yes. I then went to Norway, Denmark and Iceland's room. For Iceland I said call me big brother, for Norway I did my best impression of Iceland's voice and said big brother in the cutest way possible. For Denmark I didn't even tried, I just let Norway beat the fudge out of him till he woke up. When I went to wake up Spain I just hugged him until he woke up and hugged me back. I then left him to wake up Romano. *shiver*. I left Greece to himself. I went to my room and woke up Roxy by throwing Polly Pocket dolls at her until she whined and sat up. (One: Don't ask where I got them, Two: Let's just say Rape + Polly Pockets + Plus sadistic little Roxy = Inside jokes galore.) I didn't even try to wake up Zara, she only gets up when she wants to. I went downstairs to make my much awaited pancakes. As I started the griddle Canada trailed downstairs to help just as I had thought he would. I really hope it won't be like this everyday.

It's like 1:03 and I need to have sleepy time. This chapter has nothing to do with the story really. Well I guess it could be like to get them all settled. Hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Anyway, this was only because wake up scenes are hilarious. Comment, vote, follow and read my other stories! Sayonara! ✌️