Why is Hetalia in my house?

Chapter Two

Um, not much to say. I don't own this. Yeah. Sayonara.

My POV

"I-I can explain!" I stutter. "Exprain what?" Japan inquired. "Ummm." "Yo! Jappy dude! We should totally watch Attack on Titan!" America yells after bursting into my room and practically dragging Japan away. God Bless America. I quickly ran around my room, pulling down every Hetalia poster, plushie, manga and episode case and stuffing them behind a box old clothing in my closet. "That was close." I huffed to myself. Suddenly I heard a crash and I ran downstairs to find Prussia and Zara on the ground swearing like wet cats as France and Spain laugh to the side. "What happened!" I ask as I rush to Zara and Prussia's aid. Zara glared at France, "That bastard tried to cop a feel so I pushed him and he practically threw Prussia at me!" I facepalmed and glared at France. "Really France. If you keep this up I'm going to have England cook your meals. "At that he visibly paled and glanced at England who was sitting on the couch watching Doctor Who on Netflix while sipping Earl Grey. He shuddered and looked at me and nodded in agreement. I walked away, satisfied that he would behave and sat next to England to watch Doctor Who. We decided to watch the newer Doctors cause why not? After an hour of that sexy David Tennant, I got up to make lunch for the nations, because God forbid England enter my kitchen. To start I made pasta, then steamed potatoes with butter and cheese, leftover hamburgers from the grill the other night, some scones from a recipe I found on Pinterest, a French Soufflé that I have been practicing lately, and for those who's food I could not make, I had China come help me make chicken dumplings. I called all the nations to my dining room. I had to extend the table and even still some of the nations had to sit on the couch. After a warning of their impending death if they dropped anything on the rug :3 . I was eating some pancakes when Canada walked past me. "Hey Canada!" I called out. "Do you want some pancakes?" He turned toward me and nodded like I was going to kill him if he said no. I laughed a got up to get the plate of extra pancakes to find Prussia, Zara and America chowing down on the extras. I tutted as they looked at me guiltily and I picked up five and placed them on a plate and covering them with maple syrup before handing them to Canada. Who then made them disappear. "Your my soulmate!" I whisper to myself. "Hmm? What did you say?" Canada asked me. "Nothing! I said quickly. He shrugged and held out his plate with a silent plea for more. I smile and grab him a huge stack of pancakes. I feel a poke to my shoulder and look behind me to see China. "Hmm, what do you need?" I ask. China flushes furiously and looks down to the ground and beckons for me to follow him. We walk to the empty hallway. "What's wrong?" I say with concern. "I have to tell you something and you have to promise to not tell any of the other countries, especially Russia." I nod, "I'm actually a girl and it's my, um, my-well uh, timeofthemonth!" I hear in a rushed garble. I take a moment to process the information before speaking. "I had my suspicions but I wasn't sure. (Just for the record, I know China is canonically a guy but I thought this would be an interesting spin.) She looked up at me before nodding. "Can I at least tell Zara? We swore to never keep a secret and I swear she won't tell." China looked deep in thought before nodding. I grinned and ran up to room to grab some womanly products. "Here you go!" I said before walking toward Zara in the main room. I whisper the secret into her ear and she screams quietly before running toward the bathroom. "What did China need, dudette?" America said. I turned and nonchalantly said, "he just needed some toilet paper." America shrugged and resumed shoving down pancakes. I sighed and sat down on the couch. My eyes started to droop. I was really busy but I could spar a few minutes right? I fell asleep on the couch.

I'm sorry for taking so long to update! I was busy with midterms and the little bit of life I had. I'm going to ask one of my best friends to cameo or even become a new character in my next chapter! So expect a new character! Sayonara! ✌️