Why is Hetalia in my house?

Chapter Eleven

Hehe, I like totally abandoned this story. All of them really. Gomen. Hmm. So, that whole comment about being lonely last chapter, pssh, that's totally not true I have lots of friends. Wahhhhhh! No I don't! Please comment me! ........ Ahem, um anyway, sayonara! ✌️ (^w^)

Reyna's POV
My lolled to the side as I struggled to keep my head up. My mother came up with the greatest! idea to give the nations a tour around our home, city, town, farm, something. As I obviously lived there, I was bored out of my skull. So was America but that is because he is literally being given a tour of himself. "Bluuuuuuuuuuh. Blub glub pfsshhhhhhhhhhhh. Bwah newo gahwanay." Was the sounds that came out of my face. "Borrrrrrrrrred, aaaaaaaaaa." Dragging the "a". I fished for my phone in my sweater pocket. I had to ninja Japan style put in my headphones because my mother wants me to be "attentive". Hehehehehehehe, no. Japan, hehe speak of the devil, leaned over toward my head. "I do not mean to be rude, but rhat perhaps are you ristening to?" I looked up, "Oh it's just this awesome podcast called Welcome to Nightvale." Prussia leaned over into the back seat. "Was I summoned?" "Nah, but if you want to listen, I have a multi-converter?" Both agreed and I started the podcast.

About two hours later, Prussia and I were weeping over the imminent doom of Khokesh's kittens while Japan wrote a note about making it into a manga. Yasssssssssss. Also, they kittens didn't die because Daniel tragically attempted to take a picture of them and whoever takes a picture of the kittens randomly die. True story. Then we laughed with joy because Cecil came back...then we cried because Carlos got trapped in the mountain/lighthouse place. Anyway, back to my story. We stopped at the mall to get lunch. Before we had even stepped foot into the food court, I could sense the chaos about to double back roll me in the face. America and Italy wanted pizza, then Italy saw the actual options and almost had a heart attack then and there. Japan and China were relatively satisfied, Prussia and I got Subway. And everyone basically suffered through the "horrendous" other options. Beth got Chick-fil-A or something and Zara just went around and stole bits of everyone's food like always. Then we exploded.
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No really we did. A portal suddenly opened on England and America's table and for some unfathomable reason. Switzerland and Litchenstien tumbled out. The two nations sat in shock as England's hamburger (he wasn't really eating it.) smeared around his legs. "W-hat?" Switzerland stuttered as reached to his back for his gun. I leaped forward and grabbed his hand. "I know you have no actual idea who I am, but please do not draw a weapon in the middle of the mall!" He glared until Litchenstien placed a hand on his arm.

Haha! And that's it! Enjoy the cutoff! No, I just really wanted to publish something and I just, stopped here. Gomen. Please comment! (;^;) Sayonara! ✌️